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25/07/2011 at 19:59
I had a toof taken out today. Can I dwibble in the corner, please?
25/07/2011 at 21:20
*passes Womble some kleenex*
26/07/2011 at 16:22
Baby wipes are much nicer.
Flr
28/07/2011 at 09:55

oh dear - still dribbling?

Flr
28/07/2011 at 09:57
not sure I am swimbling with Teen B again - she made me do 30 lengths of a 35 m pool before breakfast
28/07/2011 at 13:03

That sounds outrageous!

It's still a bit hurty where the tooth was. Have just managed to eat an apple. I realise I shall be forever retrieving bits of food from the new cranny

Flr
28/07/2011 at 14:20

ick

been to vet again - or as Floosie rightly says - Clive's dealer

28/07/2011 at 17:36
I'm seeing my dealer most weeks at present. Another 'meeting' tomorrow.
29/07/2011 at 09:36

I miss the trips to the dealer. Gordon's was particularly lovely  and doesn't seem anywhere near as expensive as those in Leafy Tedd. Drugs in Croydon, cheap? Surely not!

Could do with a bit of speed myself. In every sense of the word.

30/07/2011 at 16:50

Wondered if I was going to get arrested in Sainsbury's as I was emptying all my drugs out of their cardboard packaging so I could fit the food shopping in my rucsac (I went by bike woohoo).

Now I'm home alone. Megawomble has stood me up but at least he's re-scheduled for tomorrow (I expect I shall have to feed him) and the Frog is in foreign parts. What shall I do on a sunny Saturday evening? BBQ for one? A sausage might go down quite well.

31/07/2011 at 12:24

I'll have you know, I am having nothing to do with foreign parts, thank you.

I did however eat some kangaroo and some reindeer last night. Local delicacies, I am given to understand. And I am writing this, sitting at a cafe called "Portofino" with an Italian flag outside, but which offers "English breakfast" . I am contemplating having Sønday lønch in Møn.

yeo
31/07/2011 at 12:44

I'm trying to work out from that where you are

Scunthorpe?

yeo
31/07/2011 at 12:46

Nephew 1's Brazilian Babe has asked me to walk her down the aisle when they're wed on Friday week

yeo
31/07/2011 at 12:48

that post was deliberately phrased to avoid any innuendo

a first for this thread

don't worry, it won't last

yeo
31/07/2011 at 12:51

there has followed a flurry of phone calls regarding measurements for the matching suits to be worn by myself, N1, N2 (best man), and N3 (usher)

the latest is that the waiscoats are going to be 'Byron' style, not 'Shelley' as previously stated

kinell

it can only get more extreme over the coming fortnight

31/07/2011 at 12:59
Are you giving her away then?
yeo
31/07/2011 at 13:11
well, I'll try Ebay first
31/07/2011 at 20:00
Congrats on being asked to take her up the aisle Yeo
31/07/2011 at 20:00
 Oh. You said *avoid* any innuendo.........
01/08/2011 at 09:58

What a lovely thing to be asked to do, yeo.

And how lovely of Plodders to lower the tone for you.

I actually managed double figures for my weekly mileage total last week. Though as one of my running buddies said on Friday, the older you get it is the minutes that you count and not the miles.

So that's 120 for me last week then. Triple figures!

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