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22/08/2011 at 14:29
<while on the step>
23/08/2011 at 08:50

<<doesn't even bother to hold the laughter in>>


Oh I needed that. Thank you Flr and OWTS.

Off to Brighton tonight to finish clearing Uncle H's flat. Then I'll go on Thursday to clean it before we hand it back to the letting agent. Are all men mucky pups or is it just the ones in my family?

23/08/2011 at 10:37
We all are
23/08/2011 at 12:54
23/08/2011 at 14:18
yep all the ones I ever met - worst was OWTS's flat mate - I had to clear out handfuls of pubic hair from his room - and implausibly large amounts of small change
23/08/2011 at 23:15
Have a good night's sleep, Sam. If that there baby arrives on time, it'll be your last for a while
24/08/2011 at 09:02

<<holds breath in anticipation of new arrival>> this is probably not something I sustain for any length of time, so please get a move on Baby Samster

Off to Derbyshire this weekend to clear out my Dad's old shed and hopefully do a couple of nice walks. Has anyone got a dog I can borrow? <<looks hopefully towards Leafy Tedd>>

Edited: 24/08/2011 at 09:04
24/08/2011 at 15:38

erm - is that a spam fritter?

24/08/2011 at 15:41
(sends love and curry to Sam)
24/08/2011 at 21:56

Today is a good day to have a birth day. Our receptionist at work had his 6th grandchild today

Edited: 24/08/2011 at 21:56
25/08/2011 at 09:42
Actually school wise she should cross her legs until Thursday week
25/08/2011 at 09:42
how leafytedd mummy - can't believe I said that

tipping down today
25/08/2011 at 12:15
<wanders in, checking for newborn babies>
25/08/2011 at 13:07
(looks down)

phew no not had one
26/08/2011 at 10:11

Morning Plodpals

It seems the baby agrees with you flr, not even the remotest sign yet!!!

I prodded him/her earlier and said 'get a move on' and got kicked for my trouble

26/08/2011 at 10:43
yes I think more late than early - Manling A was 9 days late
26/08/2011 at 10:58

Little Miss W was over 2 weeks late and even then she had to be dragged out.  I think she's lazy, like her dad.

I hope you're finding things to keep yourself amused, Sam.

26/08/2011 at 12:20
Yeah, we're keeping busy. I expected to be late tbh but I am still impatient!!!
26/08/2011 at 12:27
<pops a crisp packet>
26/08/2011 at 13:09
crisp packets are not adequate condoms, Mike
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