The Daily Plod - Page 279 - Beginners

yeo

19/09/2011 at 20:38

we missed out on a big one there

yeo

19/09/2011 at 20:40

5555 I mean

interesting seeing some of my old foes on Basildon Council on the news

Floosie Sue

20/09/2011 at 09:17

Morning.

Raffles, after being mean to me at the weekend, has cleared off to Kenya for his own safety. A Border Collie puppy was a great idea, I don't care what he says. Might sneak back to Derbyshire while he's not looking and get one anyway

What were your old foes up to, yeo?

yeo

20/09/2011 at 10:51

Trying to evict travellers

20 years ago that could have been my baby - I was offered the chair of either the Travellers' Sites sub-committee, or the Canine Faeces sub-committee

funny how things turn out - I went into politics to bring down Th*tcher and become a hero of the revolution, and ended up knowing the location of every dog t*rd in Basildon

with that expert knowledge, I think a Border Collie's a grand idea

Floosie Sue

20/09/2011 at 16:08

LOL!

Border Collies are always an excellent idea, except when you are at work all day and they can terrorise your house in peace. Mind you, the way things are going, I might not be doing that work thing for too much longer, eh Mr Pickles?

Sam.

21/09/2011 at 11:39

lol Yeo there's a funky machine round where I work called the Poover that makes short work of said dog turds! I could do with one for Katie - she's managed to get the pillows, my nightie and the sofa today!!!

The good news here is I now have the cleavage of which I always dreamed . The bad news is, if anyone so much as looks at it, I'm likely to spray milk all over them

Edited: 21/09/2011 at 11:39

M.ister W

21/09/2011 at 13:16

Has no-one told you about nappies, Sam?

How's it all going? Is motherhood all you dreamed of?

Sam.

23/09/2011 at 14:43

Nappies? Oh, that's where we're going wrong!!!

Yes, it's amazing have found the bf stressful but getting the hang of it now. Katie is brilliant though. I can't quite believe she's mine

Womble

23/09/2011 at 20:23

Don't forget, when she's naughty, she's DanDan's

Floosie Sue

29/09/2011 at 13:14

<<tumbleweed>>

Is everyone outside enjoying the sun?

Womble

01/10/2011 at 13:56

I've been on a first aid course the last three days. It's meant finishing by 4.15pm first two days and about 3pm yesterday. Sadly, I found myself in Richmond Park every afternoon, eating cake, drinking beer (or wine), picnicking and generally watching the world go by. It was tough. Back to the joys of w**king on Monday.

Floosie Sue

05/10/2011 at 11:51

One benefit of being back from the North - I have Oatcakes

Flr

08/10/2011 at 04:36

glad Floose is getting her oats

Flr

08/10/2011 at 04:38

sorry ave hardly had the pc on because of noo job behind the counter in the cake shop at the end of the road - means a 6am plod/swim ready for 7am start but I am loving it

yeo

08/10/2011 at 06:52

ace

and a suitable response when you do appear

yeo

08/10/2011 at 06:56

at breakfast the morning after N1's wedding, one of the other guests who'd come from Cambridge pointed suspiciously at something lurking in the midst of my full English, and asked "what's that?"

I'd forgotten how local oatcakes are