Back from w**k - had a busy day and no uncouth youths in the IT suite 
Last night I wrecked my nail diving for a plastic ring (never buy your dog's plastic rings from Aldi!! They have ridged edges!) and then getting out of the pool at the end of the lesson I caught my toe on the steps which are built into the pool sides.
It HURT
No point having the nail redone properly - instructor has promised us more diving practice next week so will just patch it with a colour of mine which is fairly similar to the one on the rest of my nails. I'll just look unique