Enjoy Noggs, and XB, and Sue, and all the rest of you!
I'm out in the garden trying to prune an unruly lilac. However, I am being hampered by
(1) someone's car sitting right underneath the bits I want to lop off
(2) some bits actually touching the phone wires
(3) not being able to reach the right bits
(4) it being so higgledy piggledy I can't get a chair under it
(5) my entire garden being in the front so everyone walking past and all the neighbours can watch me
(6) mr daffs liking it so much that I can't just cut the whole thing off at ground level and start again
It's got about 20 minutes before I completely lose my temper and go to the Christmas market to eat cake 