and I always thought you had a lovely @rse, M...eldy. How did you get that lot for free - clearly didn't sleep with anyone
Happy burpdee Biggun - 21 and Mrs Farfar is still alive and sanity generally intact 
M...eldy has two desserts, Daffy has two laptops - *wonders what she has two of*
Sluggy, your friend certainly sounds as though she struggles getting out and about - hope your experience is able to help her with the officious officials.
Lovely to see you back, westie and to know you're ok - well, apart from the dodgy ankle after 8 miles.
Spence, thank goodness the man was quick thining enough to shut the door and even better the gunman was so thick to hang around.
Noggs, seeing that you got the tax bill and are celebrating are the Gypsy creams on you ?
oh poor planning, Snaily, a run it will have to be for you young lady *she says smugly*
Well, I shoulda listened to you lot. Received letter from sis today. Not easy to paraphrase it but it read like the words of a bitter, angry, mentally ill person. Absolutely nothing other than hostility. Apparently by sharing the money I had in fact stolen it. She wont send no 1 anything again because she can't be sure I wont take it. I also apparently dragged up her past and slapped her round the face with it and she wants me to leave her alone, forgiveness doesn't mean people are welcome back in her life blah, blah, blah. I can't tell my olds what she has said as they will be upset, I can't tell the boys as they have little idea what is going on, so, my WAISter pals, thank you for being my listening ear.
I wont respond to her - tempting as it is to just reply 'you're mad!'
