50 Shades darker...

would you?

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10/09/2013 at 17:49
Snap! wrote (see)

My wife says it involves lots of fisting.

Can't speak for the other two but the first book doesn't.

11/09/2013 at 20:23

Been there n done that . It's fun for a while, but you struggle to live a whole relationship based in D/s and BDSM. 

But honestly, if your wife gives you permission to go for it with someone else then have fun remember safe word if you don't have the balls to ask your wife for permission then no!! 

21/09/2013 at 15:32
'Hurt me,' she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over my workbench. 'Very well,' I replied, 'You've got fat ankles and no dress sense.'   from 50 sheds.
21/09/2013 at 15:58

Lmfao at Miffi 

and I wonder if booktrunk runs with an unusually wide stance............

21/09/2013 at 16:01

Nice. Honest answer gets that grown up reaction. Come back when you grow up Flob.

kittenkat    pirate
21/09/2013 at 16:11
skotty wrote (see)

Serious question.  

If you are a happily married man, but have huge 50 shades type fantasies but your OH is in no way interested in 'helping' with them.  But if someone you know, tells you they are into the same thing, whips chips, chains and dips, (and would be a willing participant) coud you resist the opportunity?

I 'know' this is going to sound bad and will probably prompt the seriel 'report kk to RW'ers but...

It's sexy if the people involved are good looking, but not if they aren't. JUST my opinion.

kittenkat    pirate
21/09/2013 at 16:13
booktrunk wrote (see)

Nice. Honest answer gets that grown up reaction. Come back when you grow up Flob.

He's just practising being a cunt

(Sorry, couldn't resist)

21/09/2013 at 16:16
21/09/2013 at 16:19
Screamapillar wrote (see)
Snap! wrote (see)

My wife says it involves lots of fisting.

Can't speak for the other two but the first book doesn't.

 

booktrunk wrote (see)

Been there n done that . It's fun for a while, but you struggle to live a whole relationship based in D/s and BDSM. 


I think Flob was refering to your comment being directly under a post about fisting.  the suggestion being if you'd just taken a fisting you might not be awfully comfortable running.  on the other hand (fnarr) it could mean you  were the fister rather than the fistee.  Flob you shouldn't jump to conclusions. 

21/09/2013 at 16:19
kittenkat wrote (see)
skotty wrote (see)

Serious question.  

If you are a happily married man, but have huge 50 shades type fantasies but your OH is in no way interested in 'helping' with them.  But if someone you know, tells you they are into the same thing, whips chips, chains and dips, (and would be a willing participant) coud you resist the opportunity?

I 'know' this is going to sound bad and will probably prompt the seriel 'report kk to RW'ers but...

It's sexy if the people involved are good looking, but not if they aren't. JUST my opinion.

Are you a voyeur KK? This comment assumes the standpoint of an observer. If you are a participant and you both fancy each other neither of you care -  and neither should anybody else. 

21/09/2013 at 16:26

miffi in that context.... Ouch!

he is welcome to come and watch me run (ok plod/shuffle along)  for around 12 hours tomorrow to see

 

kittenkat    pirate
21/09/2013 at 16:27
Screamapillar wrote (see)
kittenkat wrote (see)
skotty wrote (see)

Serious question.  

If you are a happily married man, but have huge 50 shades type fantasies but your OH is in no way interested in 'helping' with them.  But if someone you know, tells you they are into the same thing, whips chips, chains and dips, (and would be a willing participant) coud you resist the opportunity?

I 'know' this is going to sound bad and will probably prompt the seriel 'report kk to RW'ers but...

It's sexy if the people involved are good looking, but not if they aren't. JUST my opinion.

Are you a voyeur KK? This comment assumes the standpoint of an observer. If you are a participant and you both fancy each other neither of you care -  and neither should anybody else. 

Ok, fair point and no. Watching other people having sex (of any kind) would bore me, which is one reason why I don't 'get' porn films. They just make me laugh, not out of embarrassment but just because they're so silly...

21/09/2013 at 18:03

Watching other people have sex, boring! Yes, seen that at some 'stag do' in the midlands.

The function was put together by some anglers and rugby players and while the 'players' got to work on 'the entertainment' (Saffire) I was amused how quickly the novelty wore off and how most of the assembled throng went back to talking sport and fishing over their pints.

As an 18 year old I got a laugh when at some point I shouted, "And for an encore she puts her kit back on". Ok I paid for that when she sat on my face but hey hoe.

Mind you, I over heard an old timer remark that "I was at a do last week where that lass was and I can tell you now that that traffic cone over there is no virgin".

Edited: 21/09/2013 at 18:03
21/09/2013 at 21:06

Anglers and Rugby Players.  whatever she was getting paid it wasn't nearly enough. 

21/09/2013 at 21:23
Miffi wrote (see)

Anglers and Rugby Players.  whatever she was getting paid it wasn't nearly enough. 

She was getting paid alright, though there was some debate as to wether or not it was worth it.

Some guys took the opportunity to get what they'd been missing for a while, and I'll never forget this guy stumbling back into the main hall and talking to a mate of mine, it went: "Hi Jacko, where you been? 'With that Saffire bird, brilliant, only cost a tenner!', "Bloody tenner!, is that all she's paying?".  

Catch my drift?

21/09/2013 at 21:37

well you seem to be implying she got well used, wasn't sexually attractive and not particularly adept at what she was doing.  and then you paid her to sit on your face.

 

21/09/2013 at 21:42
Miffi wrote (see)

well you seem to be implying she got well used, wasn't sexually attractive and not particularly adept at what she was doing.  and then you paid her to sit on your face.

 

That's how I read it too Miffi. 

21/09/2013 at 22:13
Miffi wrote (see)

Anglers and Rugby Players.  whatever she was getting paid it wasn't nearly enough. 

 

Miffi wrote (see)

well you seem to be implying she got well used, wasn't sexually attractive and not particularly adept at what she was doing.  and then you paid her to sit on your face.

 It was so long ago, everyone in the anecdote is dead. I've never been involved in anything like that since. 

Btw, I didn't pay for that. I simply failed to escape when she did the tour of the room.

 

 

 

Edited: 21/09/2013 at 22:19
22/09/2013 at 17:50
booktrunk- miffi is spot on. Your reply seemed to be about fisting. You should look at the context of my comments before getting offended, then get as offended as you need

Kittenkat- No offence taken- but only because you are known to be both an expert on and a prime example of a big ugly one.
23/09/2013 at 21:00
Flob
Edited: 23/09/2013 at 21:01

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