50 Shades darker...

would you?

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09/09/2013 at 15:22

Serious question.  

If you are a happily married man, but have huge 50 shades type fantasies but your OH is in no way interested in 'helping' with them.  But if someone you know, tells you they are into the same thing, whips chips, chains and dips, (and would be a willing participant) coud you resist the opportunity?

09/09/2013 at 15:23

09/09/2013 at 15:30

I see... 

09/09/2013 at 15:34

We love a bit of Alistair Crowley here..

09/09/2013 at 16:42

a serious question??

09/09/2013 at 19:19

 +1

Edited: 09/09/2013 at 19:20
09/09/2013 at 22:32

09/09/2013 at 23:08
"whips chips, chains and dips"

What flavour dips?
10/09/2013 at 09:00

I could resist. That way madness lies.

I'd say that ethically you'd be better off going to a professional dominatrix. At least then you're not colluding with someone who (I'm assuming) is a mutual acquaintance.

I suspect that might be harder to swallow (pun in tended).

10/09/2013 at 09:24

This is a tricky one.

I was forever breaking out of the chains when I was a young whippersnapper.

Then again, it might be harder now that I'm older, I'm not as bendy as I used to be.

Oh go on then, I'll give it a go.

But I may have to use an alias, 

my wife would give me a good thrashing if she found out.

 

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10/09/2013 at 11:29

When I say 'ethically' I don;t mean 'ethically' at all. I just mean it might be slightly less terrible than the first option.

10/09/2013 at 15:16

I take that the "someone you know" is by implication female? (Only females need apply!)

Well, I've never had those fantasies but if she cares to say to me what she had in mind I would listen and probably think "Why me, do I look the type?". I might be up for a taster session but I would not buy any equipment until I was sure that unrelenting tickling with feathers was not involved.

 

10/09/2013 at 15:22

I find this a bit odd - at the sake of sounding judgemental... if my other half REALLY wanted to do something - it would have to be pretty extreme for me not to want to help out.  I thought that was kind of the deal. love honour and whip if required.

10/09/2013 at 15:22

after all I insist he lets me draft 

10/09/2013 at 15:32

You have a head start as you already share an interest in something!

10/09/2013 at 16:53

I've never read the book so don't know what 50 shades implies. But if the husband for example wanted to watch Carry on up the Kyber and you preferred to watch the Missionary would you let him watch his if he watched yours first? 

10/09/2013 at 17:07

My wife says it involves lots of fisting.

10/09/2013 at 17:09

Btw, my Mum picked the book up from our kitchen a few weeks ago and tookit home with her, saying 'Ooh, I've been menaing to read this for a while.' It was returned a few weeks later with the further comment 'It's very poorly written, isnt it?'. My Mum is 90, and we're pretty certain she is actually the Queen. It was much funnier than the book.

10/09/2013 at 17:09
Sussex Runner NLR wrote (see)

I've never read the book so don't know what 50 shades implies. But if the husband for example wanted to watch Carry on up the Kyber and you preferred to watch the Missionary would you let him watch his if he watched yours first? 

we've done that.

as long as you wash properly in between it is fine.

10/09/2013 at 17:10

I bet Joe Bugners wife didn't enjoy it

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