2 flies playing football in a saucer.
Next week they are playing in the cup.
A ghost walks in to a pub.
The landlord kicks him out, and tells him they don't serve spirits.
A car battery walks into a bar. The landlord tells him he can stay and have a couple of pints, but don't go starting anything!
A piece of red tarmac walks in to a bar. He beats up all of the bar staff and the customers. Apparently he is a bit of a cyclepath!
Mary had a little lamb
she tied it to a pylon
10,000 volts went up it's *ss
and turned it's wool to nylon
I'll get me coat.............................
Has been a tough week rickster?
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