A Joke

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10/10/2008 at 16:22
How can anyone be offended by a joke about hanging saddam hussien? He was an evil dictator.
10/10/2008 at 16:23
But he was my friend.
10/10/2008 at 16:26

2 flies playing football in a saucer.

Next week they are playing in the cup.

A ghost walks in to a pub.

The landlord kicks him out, and tells him they don't serve spirits.

10/10/2008 at 16:27
Make (bang) it (bang) stop (bang)
10/10/2008 at 16:29

A car battery walks into a bar. The landlord tells him he can stay and have a couple of pints, but don't go starting anything!

A piece of red tarmac walks in to a bar. He beats up all of the bar staff and the customers. Apparently he is a bit of a cyclepath!

10/10/2008 at 16:29
I'm going to punch myself in the head in a minute.
10/10/2008 at 16:31

Mary had a little lamb

she tied it to a pylon

10,000 volts went up it's *ss

and turned it's wool to nylon

10/10/2008 at 16:34
A frog's car broke down. The AA man told him the engine sounded a bit CROAKY. The AA man TOAD his car away. Apparently instead of putting petrol in it, he used CROAKA COLA.
10/10/2008 at 16:34
He has got to be on a wind up.
10/10/2008 at 16:37

I'll get me coat.............................

10/10/2008 at 16:37

Has been a tough week rickster?

10/10/2008 at 16:41
I'm back!
10/10/2008 at 16:42
Got any more good jokes, anyone?
Symes    pirate
10/10/2008 at 16:57
Don't think the word more was needed there...

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