A seasonal joke!:)

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08/12/2009 at 15:23
With apologies to most Scots A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough."
Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams.   "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer" the father says.  "We're sick of each other and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her."   Franticly, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like hell they're getting divorced!" she shouts, "I'll take care of this!"     She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Sorted! They're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way.'
08/12/2009 at 15:31
08/12/2009 at 15:32

I like it a lot!

08/12/2009 at 15:32
Nice name BDhhhB!
08/12/2009 at 15:34
Good one moomoo - that did make me laugh
08/12/2009 at 15:35

08/12/2009 at 16:19

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