Accidents - What have you broken and how? - Page 4 - Clubhouse

Easy11

pirate

17/11/2007 at 18:51

Lee-sterene

Bet it hurt later

Kwilter

17/11/2007 at 18:51

OI!!! That's my pain you're laughing at!

Dark Vader pirate

pirate

17/11/2007 at 18:52

oh.. I fell out of a moving car when I was 6..!

I just remembered this one.. my parents were newly divorced and still screaming at each other. It was my fathers turn to have us for the weekend. This was about 1971.. the days before seat belts. He picked us up and I was sitting in the front seat. As we went round a sharp corner, rather too fast, the door came open and out I went..!

The whole left side of my body was cut up and bruised.. my face, shoulder, arm etc... right down my leg..

My mother went absolutely ballistic at him..

17/11/2007 at 18:54

I'm always breaking my nails...think I need more calcium or something...

Kwilter

17/11/2007 at 18:54

Mr K worked with a submariner who was checking the periscope from the bottom, but no-one realised he was there...someone decided to lower it.

I'll leave you to imagine what happened next.

Kwilter

17/11/2007 at 18:54

LOL B!!

Dark Vader pirate

pirate

17/11/2007 at 18:55

Lee.. errm,.. why..?? Actually.. don't answer that...

kittenkat

pirate

17/11/2007 at 18:56

I remember at gym club when I was a kid watching my friend break her arm, it was a straightforward back somersault but she somehow stopped rotation upsidedown and fell on it. She was ruched to hospital, it was a really bad break, but we were told to carry on....

I did my arabspring (roundoff) and bailed out.........

However, that year as she was out of action, I won the club championship!

Lee-sterine (M.)

17/11/2007 at 18:56

getting the nail out later was interesting in a sado masochistic way.

UltraCas

17/11/2007 at 18:56

I broke my brothers ankle when I was 12 - I was driving across a field and he decided to jump on the bonnet but missed and got his foot caught under the wheel.

kittenkat

pirate

17/11/2007 at 18:57

LEE - I've only just noticed that - you are joking right?!!

17/11/2007 at 18:57

When I was a kid I was in the bath with my sister (me down the tap end of course) we had one of those shower attachments things on the taps and she pulled it off and the hot water went onto my leg and scalded it - yuck, big patch with layers of skin gone....rushed to A&E and bandaged up and jabbed etc. Worst was that back then (in the olden days) you didn't have dressings that didn't stick to burns, so each time I went back to the hospital to have it re-dressed the nurse had to rip the dressing off - it hurt more than the original injury

Dark Vader pirate

pirate

17/11/2007 at 18:57

Being hit in the balls by a tennis ball.... that is pain...!!

Lee-sterine (M.)

17/11/2007 at 18:58

Seemed like a good idea at the time, then again so do the vast majority of stupid things.

kittenkat

pirate

17/11/2007 at 18:58

driving across a field at 12???!!! I thought I was early at 15!

Dark Vader pirate

pirate

17/11/2007 at 18:58

lets hope the H&S numpties aren't reading all this....

UltraCas

17/11/2007 at 19:00

I learnt to drive at 9 and nearly castrated my Dad when I was 10 - he was sat on the car trailer atride the lights and I misjudged parking next to it

Easy11

pirate

17/11/2007 at 19:00

I've just found myself crossing my legs involuntarily

Lee-sterine (M.)

17/11/2007 at 19:00

I was wearing shorts and flip flops once when I opened an incinerator door (I thought it was off) the jet of flame that came out was better than a wax. I was the envy of the WRACs on camp, sexiest legs 1989 winner!

kittenkat

pirate

17/11/2007 at 19:00

A guy I taught with got hit in the balls with a softball in a year 10 (14/15yr old) lesson. The doctor asked him afterwards if he had finished having a family cos it was bad!