Accidents - What have you broken and how?

Most serious? Most funny?

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17/11/2007 at 19:02

Jeezazz B, awful, awful, got shivers just reading that one!

UltraCas, guess it didn't help wheel-spinning off it LOL

PS. UltraCas - You win the coolest AVATAR in my book, everytime I look at it I grin!!

kittenkat    pirate
17/11/2007 at 19:02

Lee - me thinks you're going to be up for the darwin awards one day!!

kittenkat    pirate
17/11/2007 at 19:03

My life as a PE teacher......

there have been SO many near misses.........

17/11/2007 at 19:09
So many times in my former life, like the time i had my leg pulled about left handed grenades. I got confused and threw the pin away, imagine the panic when after counting to 5 I realised I was still holding the grenade!
17/11/2007 at 19:11
kittenkat    pirate
17/11/2007 at 19:11
 this is really entertaining Lee......
17/11/2007 at 19:17
In GW1 we had some mine ploughs fitted to the tanks and each one had a pneumatic crossbow attached to the rear. This fired huge steel bolts with luminous tips on them into the ground to mark the clear path through the minefield. One day in the workshop I was bored and drew a target on the wall and decided to fire the crossbow for a laugh. It went through the wall, across the tank park, through the cookhouse kitchen and thudded into the ammo compound wall next to a very stunned RSM. I scored a bullseye though.
kittenkat    pirate
17/11/2007 at 19:22
PMSL - proffers Stella to Lee (and I don't just give it away)
Dark Vader    pirate
17/11/2007 at 19:28

Kwality Lee..!! 

17/11/2007 at 19:34
kk will confirm this one...pissed after a girls night out fell over running back to my house..broke my metatarsal in my right plaster two weeks later at a ball with Mr & Mrs KK...evening dress on and one high heel...fell over (pissed again) and broke my my metatarsal in the left foot .....doctors at a&e were in hysterics !! .. i cried !!!
17/11/2007 at 19:36
Mountain biked into a TREE last month at speed ended up on morphine in A&E the rest of the Kent Police mountain bike team oh they laughed!
17/11/2007 at 19:37
Mountain biked into a TREE last month at speed ended up on morphine in A&E the rest of the Kent Police mountain bike team oh they laughed!
kittenkat    pirate
17/11/2007 at 19:41
Trees are b*stards Ashley!
kittenkat    pirate
17/11/2007 at 19:42
Jola, it was priceless - sorry, LOL.
17/11/2007 at 19:43
LMAO Jola, similar, as kk mentioned already!
17/11/2007 at 19:47
Never broken anything and hopefully never will 
17/11/2007 at 19:48
Better touch wood quickly Kaz!
Do2    pirate
17/11/2007 at 19:50


In chronological order...

  1. lost front teeth playing cricket age 7
  2. broke right ankle playing football age 10
  3. broke right ankle again playing rugby/larking about in the snow age 13
  4. broke finger falling from bike age 15
  5. knocked unconscious (if that counts as a break of the skull?) cycling age 19
  6. ditto age 20 ditto age 20 but this time in a fight (its a wonder I ever made it through uni!)
  7. ditto age 25 (p!$$ed)
  8. broken collar bone playing rugby age 30 (those that know me well enough will ouch for the consequences of being put in an unsupportive sling for the first week after the injury!)
  9. Oh, and broken countless girls' hearts - obviously

kittenkat    pirate
17/11/2007 at 19:51

there's a theme here.........

now my broken jaw was because I tried to cycle home p*ssed, couldn't walk straight BUT OF COURSE I could get on a bike. Mr kk, thought I'd been mugged seriously, because I turned up covered in cuts and bruises and without the bike (ditched it after a mile thinking it might be a health and safety issue)

17/11/2007 at 19:52

Given how clumsy I am Lee it's a miracle!

Got lots of scars from assorted falls and such like.  Class one on my calf where I decided that it was a good idea to shave my legs after rather a few too many cube libres!!

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