Alan John Miller thinks he is Jesus Christ

His girlfriend believes that she is Mary Magdalene

17 messages
16/07/2013 at 19:02 


The man gives me the willies   And he has followers 

One thing I do know that Jesus was no Australian.

Edited: 16/07/2013 at 19:03
16/07/2013 at 19:17

The man gives you the 'willies'!

You mean he has more than one?

No wonder he thinks he's Jesus Christ.

16/07/2013 at 22:19

He's not Jesus. He's just a naughty boy

16/07/2013 at 23:29

Who the fuck is jesus christ?!

17/07/2013 at 12:54

This time round Jesus could be an Australian - he appears in eggs and toast and trees and all sorts of other things so why not in Australia?

17/07/2013 at 12:57

He can't be the messiah. Because I am.

17/07/2013 at 13:20

No you're just a very naughty boy 

17/07/2013 at 13:25

Everybody knows that Graham Chapman is Jesus and that Alanis Morrisette is God.

17/07/2013 at 13:27

Besides, if Nicky Gumbel can attract hoards of devoted followers, why can't some Aussie attention whore?

17/07/2013 at 13:48

I thought God was just a stranger on a bus trying to make his way home.

17/07/2013 at 14:17

According to the Stone Roses "I am the ressurection..."

17/07/2013 at 14:36

listen to the man.

don't all rush to crucify him.

18/07/2013 at 07:24

I bet he loves 'being jesus'

over $100,000 in donations, plus a house that was quite nicely built for him 

18/07/2013 at 08:23

Ja5on - give me all your money and I promise you'll be resurrected three days after you die. Honest. Cast iron guarantee.

18/07/2013 at 14:56

Ah but he has long hair and a beard of sorts Didnt see if he was wearing sandals though

19/07/2013 at 12:42

Vicar, surely you have the inside scoop on this?

19/07/2013 at 15:05
Bionic Ironwolf wrote (see)

He's too white to be Jesus.

Au contraire.  Jesus was a scouser.

 Come to think of it, I guess most Western images of Jesus are far too white. You can probably blame renaissance painters for that. God made man in His own image, and all that...

Edited: 19/07/2013 at 15:05

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