and what are your qualifications...

sarah the bookworm wrote (see)

I forgot the Blue Peter badge!

What did you get yours for Nursey?

Liverpool (I think) Garden Festival.

You?

When I've got nothing better to do I'm gonna further my studies with an MA followed by a DPhil.  Then I can have a sign on the door reading:

Dr Phil MA DPhil

T.mouse wrote (see)

I have a stificut to use chemicals to kill things.

Nurse Ratched wrote (see)

sarah the bookworm wrote (see)

I forgot the Blue Peter badge!

What did you get yours for Nursey?

Liverpool (I think) Garden Festival.

You?

I got mine for writing a poem

Nice one Phil

I'm going to be Doc Martin one day

Is anyone here going to claim to have being awarded a Jim'll Fix It badge, and if so, what did you do to get it? 

Diploma in Remedial Massage

I've got a few 'O' levels (being that old), a car AND motorbike licence, various swimming badges and a life-saving certificate, and I've been to both Oxford and Cambridge*.

I used to be a first-aider, but I lapsed.

*for the day, not both on the same day.

Oh, and a PADI open water diver certificate.  The edit function seems to have gone tits-up.

I'm giong to Cambridge on Saturday. I shall be dressed as a zombie.

I've informed RW about the edit function Wilkie - it hasn't been working all day

 Interesting spelling of 'going' there. It's a shame I can't edit it!

I noticed that the edit function wasn't working either.

I think the zenith of my achievements to date is seeing LiverBird in a car park in Warrington. Surely this places me up amongst the illuminati

Nuh huh, I saw Liverbird in a bookshop in Manchester!

sarah the bookworm wrote (see)

Nuh huh, I saw Liverbird in a bookshop in Manchester!

Nahh .. that was Holgs

Easy mistake to make 

M...eldy wrote (see)

sarah the bookworm wrote (see)

Nuh huh, I saw Liverbird in a bookshop in Manchester!

Nahh .. that was Holgs

Easy mistake to make 

Bwah hah!!!

I have been specially invited to a Speed Awareness Course this wednesday. So on Thursday I will be even more qualified to post than am I now.

Is that because you got convicted of speeding?

I think it must have been because I won the lottery.

I've got a basic life saving certificate.

A couple of certificates for running, a few for swimming, and a couple for triathlons.

I did a 10 week course in book keeping and got a certificate for that too

 Have I missed something?

Oh the only thing that qualifies me to post on here is I'm a runner.