I've got a Bsc(uit), after my sister had finished doctoring my degree certificate. Dad was a bit pissed off at that stunt as he valued that sort of thing.
I used to be an ACA (Chartered accountancy thingy) but I let it lapse when I stopped paying the annual subs. I could have made it to FCA but wasn't prepared to lie about my Continuing Professional Education.
I once had a fork lift truck drivers certificate and I've also got the RGT level 3 in electric guitar playing....now that's what I call a qualification.
Joking aside, getting my ACA accountancy qualification in very difficult and pecunious circumstances was a really big deal and changed my life completely.