Anyone know

of a REALLY cheap mobile phone number I can call girls on? I have a few spare minutes today.

Think you're in luck today KK, seems like somebody has bought up all the advertising  space on the site and filled it with things for you to do in those spare minutes

This is good news, should I call right away or maybe text first?

I'm sure the charges are very reasonable for either

Maybe both then, they must be in the giving mood.

I'm going to ask what they suggest I cook on NYD. I was thinking a roast, but maybe now I'll try and think beyond spuds and gravy.

Although you can't beat a couple of spuds with a smattering of gravy.

An upmarket toad in the hole, with venison sausages.

Now there's an idea.

I think you might find they are much more likely to suggest some kind of curry, well you need to get rid of that turkey

Typical just when I want to stream live american football or basketball - all I can get is sex with an Indian escort - and at 7 degrees the weather is cooler there at the moment than Clacton - could always go to the Allen Forest Zoo is a zoo in Kanpur, the industrial hub of Uttar Pradesh in North India. It is the largest open green space in Kanpur. Originally a natural habitat for fauna, it is one of the few zoos in India which were created in a natural forest.

I'm not wasting my money if they're going to suggest curry, unless I make 2.

We have a long lived disagreement in hotness ratio for the perfect curry.

He says... "You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off".

Grendel3 wrote (see)

Typical just when I want to stream live american football or basketball - all I can get is sex with an Indian escort - and at 7 degrees the weather is cooler there at the moment than Clacton - could always go to the Allen Forest Zoo is a zoo in Kanpur, the industrial hub of Uttar Pradesh in North India. It is the largest open green space in Kanpur. Originally a natural habitat for fauna, it is one of the few zoos in India which were created in a natural forest.

You get phone sex and a free wet wipe, what's not to like? And dinner suggestions.

Yes sorry Grendel I think the football is on tomorrow.  Great info on the zoos out there though I guess it will be old hat to the people answering the telephones.  KK  you could just go Korma

No tried phone sex once - difficult to explain at casualty - even more so when my Mum rang during the operation.

JF50 wrote (see)

Yes sorry Grendel I think the football is on tomorrow.  Great info on the zoos out there though I guess it will be old hat to the people answering the telephones.  KK  you could just go Korma

Korma Sutra? I'm not sure it's all edible...

Grendel3 wrote (see)

No tried phone sex once - difficult to explain at casualty - even more so when my Mum rang during the operation.

Bit like sex on the telly, always falling off

kittenkat wrote (see)

JF50 wrote (see)

Yes sorry Grendel I think the football is on tomorrow.  Great info on the zoos out there though I guess it will be old hat to the people answering the telephones.  KK  you could just go Korma

Korma Sutra? I'm not sure it's all edible...

I've never been flexible enough to eat like that

Grendel3 wrote (see)

No tried phone sex once - difficult to explain at casualty - even more so when my Mum rang during the operation.

Did she get the engaged tone?

No the surgeon answered it for me - He liked my ringtone though, Ring of Fire

So you had the curry before you made the call?

Wife and Son now out - so I thought I would phone a nice cheap Indian escort for some phone hanky panky and what happens some interfering spam remover has rewmoved the spam - curse you Perry the Platypus

I think you have to do this sort of thing much earlier in the morning Grendel, early bird and worms and all that.  I think there is a thread for it