Anyone know

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28/12/2012 at 08:46

Think you're in luck today KK, seems like somebody has bought up all the advertising  space on the site and filled it with things for you to do in those spare minutes

28/12/2012 at 08:49

I'm sure the charges are very reasonable for either

28/12/2012 at 08:54

I think you might find they are much more likely to suggest some kind of curry, well you need to get rid of that turkey

28/12/2012 at 08:56

Typical just when I want to stream live american football or basketball - all I can get is sex with an Indian escort - and at 7 degrees the weather is cooler there at the moment than Clacton - could always go to the Allen Forest Zoo is a zoo in Kanpur, the industrial hub of Uttar Pradesh in North India. It is the largest open green space in Kanpur. Originally a natural habitat for fauna, it is one of the few zoos in India which were created in a natural forest.

28/12/2012 at 09:00

Yes sorry Grendel I think the football is on tomorrow.  Great info on the zoos out there though I guess it will be old hat to the people answering the telephones.  KK  you could just go Korma

28/12/2012 at 09:00

No tried phone sex once - difficult to explain at casualty - even more so when my Mum rang during the operation.

28/12/2012 at 09:01
Grendel3 wrote (see)

No tried phone sex once - difficult to explain at casualty - even more so when my Mum rang during the operation.

Bit like sex on the telly, always falling off

28/12/2012 at 09:02
kittenkat wrote (see)
JF50 wrote (see)

Yes sorry Grendel I think the football is on tomorrow.  Great info on the zoos out there though I guess it will be old hat to the people answering the telephones.  KK  you could just go Korma

Korma Sutra? I'm not sure it's all edible...

I've never been flexible enough to eat like that

28/12/2012 at 09:07

No the surgeon answered it for me - He liked my ringtone though, Ring of Fire

28/12/2012 at 12:00

Wife and Son now out - so I thought I would phone a nice cheap Indian escort for some phone hanky panky and what happens some interfering spam remover has rewmoved the spam - curse you Perry the Platypus

28/12/2012 at 12:04

I think you have to do this sort of thing much earlier in the morning Grendel, early bird and worms and all that.  I think there is a thread for it

29/12/2012 at 00:01

My balls are itchy, are there any posts to help with that? Ellloo KK

 

29/12/2012 at 09:45

I might just wait for Inian bloke to phone about aPPI claim I dont need and talk sexy down the phone to him


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