Dum de dum de dum de dum.....
Red Herring?
Unless he lands on Smug Lizzie, breaking his fall, and her neck?
it would appear so.
Well him being dead solves the issue of which school to send the ...erm... issue to.
Would the insurance pay out...contributary negligence climbing on an icy roof in the dark. Lizzie is going to skewer Drippy David.
And whatever will Rooooooth say?