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Bear B.Hind

02/01/2011 at 19:41

Ohh nooooo.....

Womble

02/01/2011 at 19:41

It had to be Lizzie or Nigel as they've been so gushingly awful of late. Is it her who has the heart problems? I was hoping for a quick heart attack for her, falling off the roof for poor Nigel seems a bit much. And of course Helen's baby was going to turn up.

Womble

02/01/2011 at 19:42

Kwilter with a K wrote (see)

Well him being dead solves the issue of which school to send the ...erm... issue to.
Would the insurance pay out...contributary negligence climbing on an icy roof in the dark. Lizzie is going to skewer Drippy David.
And whatever will Rooooooth say?

Bear B.Hind wrote (see)

Ohh nooooo.....

In that best geordie accent

Tickled Pink

02/01/2011 at 19:42

Our Roofie will say .....'oh noooooooo' as usual

*Frodo*

02/01/2011 at 19:43

Maybe the body count could still rise, JB - Lizzie to have a heart attack when she realises what's happened?

Johnny Blaze

02/01/2011 at 19:47

Lewis to make a move on the grieving widow?

Ian M

02/01/2011 at 19:47

Maybe the body count could still rise, JB - Lizzie to have a heart attack when she realises what's happened?
Fingers crossed!

Edited: 02/01/2011 at 19:48

Womble

02/01/2011 at 19:55

Perhaps Nigel landed on Lizzie?

Kwilter with a K

02/01/2011 at 19:55

or she could go on a shooting spree and massacre half the clan

Hash

02/01/2011 at 19:55

Definitely more to come I reckon. David's not down yet, then as others have said Lizzie has a heart problem. Which leaves Freddie and the annoying brainy one.....

Johnny Blaze

02/01/2011 at 19:57

Not so much shocked to the core as "mildly perturbed for a short while".

Tickled Pink

02/01/2011 at 19:58

David will get down OK but undoubtedly Lizzie will blame him for taking Nigel up there ... she blames him for everything else.

I'm forecasting that Lower Loxley will have to be sold to pay Inheritance Tax and Lizzie will go after her 'share' of Brookfield once more. I wish he had landed on her. Her and Pip are incredibly annoying.

Kwilter with a K

02/01/2011 at 19:59

I kept thinking as Tony was driving to hospital "go on, crash and kill Helen".

Johnny Blaze

02/01/2011 at 20:04

Matt Crawford to buy Lower Loxley with his ill-gotten gains...

Nigel revealed as Helen's spunk monkey - no wonder he threw himself off the roof...

postie postie

03/01/2011 at 06:35

Maybe Nigel survives but becomes wheelchair bound after several agonising months in a comma/ This would really do in Daves head.

postie postie

03/01/2011 at 06:35

Maybe Nigel survives but becomes wheelchair bound after several agonising months in a comma/ This would really do in Daves head.

Hash

03/01/2011 at 08:59

On the Today Programme now

Mr Puffy

03/01/2011 at 09:09

I just turned that on to hear JN saying "Elizabeth died..." but he is talking about Elizabeth I and James's succession.

Hash

03/01/2011 at 09:16

Lol, they obviously did the important news first! Just proves Ambridge is real then

She did let it slip that Nigel has definitley popped his clogs though. After much prodding when she wouldn't be drawn, she said something about "a birth and a death". Ooops!

mrs. hog - mousey

03/01/2011 at 11:32

If Nigel dies - so what, he'll soon be forgotten but if he becomes wheelchair bound, maybe with some brain damage - now there's a thing. Lizzie will just have to get out the pillow and finish him off. - Killing 2 birds with 1 stone - Lizzie in prison and Nigel dead.

Edit to say - in case that reads wrong - this is the Archers not real life.

Edited: 03/01/2011 at 11:34