Is it just me, or does every line this morning sound like it's loaded with deep significance? Joe Grundy - 'I'm going to ask Eddie to bring down a trestle table...' NO! Not a trestle table! Someone will stand on it, fall off, fuse the lights and the whole place will burn down
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And Nigel has just said 'the main thing is to have a jolly good time on Sunday'. He is definitely going to die.
Edited: 02/01/2011 at 11:08