Are you a Leg or Arse man?

Keir wrote (see)

I like wearing shorts. Not just when running, but in general. Over the past 30 years (since 1982 in fact) short leg length has been steadily increasing.

Keir wrote (see)

Over the past 30 years (since 1982 in fact) short leg length has been steadily increasing.

i wish my short leg length had increased since 1982.

Badly Drawn Bloke wrote (see)

How disgraceful.  A gentleman should be dressed in jacket, shirt, tie, trousers, boots and a hat at all times apart from when in one's night attire when bed socks, nightshirt and hat are acceptable.  On the cricket field one may remove one's jumper when the mercury approaches 100 but not before and certainly only if the ladies retire to the clubhouse first.

Unless Kirrie's BiL is Mikey Pearce

I've played snooker against Micky Pearce.  My mate would have put on a karaoke night in his pub if he'd had the right entertainment licence.

It all happens in Streatham, I tell thee!

Lady Pineapple wrote (see)

You think you guys have problems, what about this boy having to wear a skirt in protest at a shorts ban?

I always have this strong urge to pull down the trousers of blokes who do the pants-above-trousers thing, to try and make them look even more ridiculous.  I haven't acted upon it yet...