"Best" Cracker Jokes

An another:

Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?
He had low elf-esteem. 

knight rider wrote (see)

this made me laugh:

What's a specimen?
An Italian astronaut

Haha! Also made me laugh out loud knight rider  

Cinders, I've got another one for you ...

Knock-Knock

Who's there?

Tree.

Tree who?

Tree wise men

Knock knock
Who's there?
Avon.  Your bell's knackered.

That's not actually a Christmas cracker joke.

knight rider wrote (see)

An another:

Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?
He had low elf-esteem. 

Who looks after Santa when he's sick?

The National Elf Service

Some cheesey jokes (to go with the crackers ...)

How do the Welsh grate cheese?

Caerphilly

What's the best cheese to hide a horse?

Mascapone

What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else?

Nacho cheese

Which cheese would you use to lure a bear out of a cave?

Camembert

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Halloumi!

A confused snowflake.

whats white and cant climb trees?

a fridge.

What do you get when you cross a lion with a snowman?

Frostbite

whats a magican's favourite cheese

Ched Dah

that is bloody terrible, I'll shut the door on the way out

What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney?

Santa Claus-trophbia

What does a panther do..?

He makes panths...

knight rider wrote (see)

this made me laugh:

What's a specimen?             
An Italian astronaut

That is so good..  

Uxbridge English dictionary

One of the funniest things you will ever read. I cannot recommend it enough for christmas

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef !

Xine, I've got another one for your already excellent cheese joke portfolio...

What are cheese puffs made of?

Wotsit matter.