"Best" Cracker Jokes

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09/12/2011 at 14:25

An another:

Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?
He had low elf-esteem. 

09/12/2011 at 14:45
I knew you'd be posting on this one Cinders - at least it's giving us booze threaders a rest
09/12/2011 at 14:48
knight rider wrote (see)

this made me laugh:

What's a specimen?
An Italian astronaut


Haha! Also made me laugh out loud knight rider  

Cinders, I've got another one for you ...

Knock-Knock

Who's there?

Tree.

Tree who?

Tree wise men

09/12/2011 at 14:48

Knock knock
Who's there?
Avon.  Your bell's knackered.

That's not actually a Christmas cracker joke.

09/12/2011 at 14:49
knight rider wrote (see)

An another:

Why was Santa's little helper feeling depressed?
He had low elf-esteem. 


Who looks after Santa when he's sick?

The National Elf Service

09/12/2011 at 14:50
Ha! Phil, I love that one!
09/12/2011 at 15:04

Some cheesey jokes (to go with the crackers ...)

How do the Welsh grate cheese?

Caerphilly

What's the best cheese to hide a horse?

Mascapone

What do you call cheese that belongs to someone else?

Nacho cheese

Which cheese would you use to lure a bear out of a cave?

Camembert

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Halloumi!

09/12/2011 at 15:45
What's white and goes up?

A confused snowflake.

09/12/2011 at 17:05

whats white and cant climb trees?

a fridge.

09/12/2011 at 17:59

What do you get when you cross a lion with a snowman?

Frostbite

09/12/2011 at 19:47

whats a magican's favourite cheese

Ched Dah

that is bloody terrible, I'll shut the door on the way out

09/12/2011 at 20:18

What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney?


Santa Claus-trophbia

10/12/2011 at 00:10
Haha, Half Pint that's brilliant - one to add to my repertoire of cheesy jokes!

Why are there no aspirins in the jungle?
Cos the parrots eat em all

Why did the monkeys get lost?
Cos jungle iz massive
Dark Vader    pirate
10/12/2011 at 09:41

What does a panther do..?

He makes panths...

Dark Vader    pirate
10/12/2011 at 09:54
knight rider wrote (see)

this made me laugh:

What's a specimen?             
An Italian astronaut


That is so good..  

10/12/2011 at 16:24

Uxbridge English dictionary

One of the funniest things you will ever read. I cannot recommend it enough for christmas

11/12/2011 at 15:56

What do you call a cow with no legs?


Ground beef !

13/12/2011 at 11:16

Xine, I've got another one for your already excellent cheese joke portfolio...

What are cheese puffs made of?

Wotsit matter.


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