Its our office Christmas party tonight, everyone is getting into the spirit of things by pulling crackers. So far the best one has been:
Q: What is brown and creeps around the kitchen at Christmas?
A: Mince pies
(yes I know it is supposed to be "mince spies" but they misprinted it)
So whats your favourite lame joke? From crackers or otherwise
Q: What's the best Christmas film?
A: There's Something About Mary
King Wenceslas goes into Pizza Hut and orders his pizza.....
Deep pan, crisp and even
Peter - I never thought of that interpretation!
I like both of the others ... the King Wenceslas joke was another one in the crackers this morning!
But mincing is hardly the same thing as creeping?
I think xine's interpretation is more likely the correct one.
What do you call a Reindeer with no eyes?
What do you call a dead reindeer with no eyes?
Still no idea!
What do you give a reindeer with an upset tummy?
Elk - a - seltzer!
Why did Frosty go to live in the middle of the ocean?
Because snowman is an island
What do you call a group of Professors on the Underground
A tube of Smarties
How does an eskimo build his house?
Igloos it together.
this made me laugh:
What's a specimen? An Italian astronaut
What do you get if you swallow the Christmas decorations?
Oh dear, found some pretty bad knock knock jokes....
Knock KnockWho's there?WenceslasWenceslas who?Wenceslas train home? Knock KnockWho's there?SnowSnow who?Snow business like show business Knock KnockWho's there?WayneWayne who?Wayne in a manger Knock KnockWho's there?OakhamOakham who?Oakham all ye faithful
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