I actually saw a little of last nights show. There was a large bottomed girl getting very annoyed at the suggestion that she was a money hungry, attention seeking slapper who was merely there to get her face in a trashy magazine and to be boffed by whatever footballers were available. There was also some bloke in baggy pants who had been "gettin' jiggy" with her having a brain seizure. Instead of someone throwing cold water over this rather sad couple, the sad pant man was throwing water over some other chap with an afro and draging his bed sheets off. I can only assume that Mr Sad Pants had got himself a little too excited with the slapper, got all confused about his sexuality and decided he would rather "get jiggy" with the effeminate young boy.
I would say that that is a fair assessment of what took place.
Oh, and there was a rather odd, gnome/elf looking chap who was making a ring with the thumb and forefinger of one hand and poking the forefinger of his other hand in and out of the ring. He was doing this towards another chap so I'd assume that either he wanted to make donuts or he was suggesting that he'd rather like to get to know the other chap more intimately.
