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lerm

17/08/2010 at 13:18

Nearly every man I have known (excluding my dad/brothers as it would be wrong to know this about them) has done the following:

1) When just out the shower with towel round them, have pelvic thurst (either with the towel still on or not) so thier knobs flop up and down/windmill style

2) stick thier knobs between thier legs and pretend they are a woman and find it hilarious... seriously, do you know how unattractive you look whilst doing that?

M.ister W

17/08/2010 at 13:24

lerm wrote (see)

Nearly every man I have known (excluding my dad/brothers as it would be wrong to know this about them) has done the following:
1) When just out the shower with towel round them, have pelvic thurst (either with the towel still on or not) so thier knobs flop up and down/windmill style

I used to do that but I got concussion and smashed the towel rail off the wall.

MikeFrog

17/08/2010 at 13:27

You'll have someone's eye out with that....

Cake

pirate

17/08/2010 at 13:44

Helen liz wrote (see)

Men seem to think that women can't like shoes/handbags/jewellery AND have 2 braincells to rub together. We can be intelligent & feminine at the same time, but men seem to struggle with that as a concept.

Just to take the opportunity it does p*ss me off the number of women who go oh you like football/rugby and therefore must be a knuckle dragging meathead who drinks stella and fights. Personally I speak 3 languages and can talk a little of 4 more. I’ve never started a fight in my life, read a book a week (on spot the dog at the moment), cook and much prefer radio 4 to the pub. Don’t believe in stereotypes and think you've just met sh*t men Liz.

Wilkie

17/08/2010 at 13:49

CazSoul wrote (see)

I like men, but have to agree with LB... Do you have to fiddle with it ALL the time???

My Squeeze doesn't fiddle with his.

That's MY job

Pink

pirate

17/08/2010 at 13:51

lol, Wilkie. M.ister W and I were reading this the other evening and nearly posted the same

kittenkat

pirate

17/08/2010 at 14:03

Not being allowed to crap on your newly washed and polished car, from my lovely vantage point on this telephone wire.

Just one shot....please!!!

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