Choose your Dinner Guests

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11/04/2014 at 12:01

God might get jealous.

kittenkat    pirate
11/04/2014 at 12:49

God would be in all sorts of do do, thou shalt not covet etc...

Actually I'm not sure what God would be allowed to do at a dinner party, and I'm just going to have a nightmare choosing the wine list.

 

11/04/2014 at 13:01
kittenkat wrote (see)

, and I'm just going to have a nightmare choosing the wine list.

 


I thought it would have just been Chateau Artois at your place ?

11/04/2014 at 13:35

I'm sure God, being God would want to be in charge of the whole shebang wouldn't he?

kittenkat    pirate
11/04/2014 at 13:54
Dave The Ex- Spartan wrote (see)
kittenkat wrote (see)

, and I'm just going to have a nightmare choosing the wine list.

 


I thought it would have just been Chateau Artois at your place ?

I can throw in a bit of Bull's Blood, I do have some taste!

kittenkat    pirate
11/04/2014 at 13:55
Screamapillar wrote (see)

I'm sure God, being God would want to be in charge of the whole shebang wouldn't he?

What if God was really a neurotic, Woody Allen ish type. That's what I'm no imagining.

I want to uncover they myths about God.

11/04/2014 at 13:59

It would be interesting. How do you imagine the Devil?

11/04/2014 at 14:07
kittenkat wrote (see)
Dave The Ex- Spartan wrote (see)
kittenkat wrote (see)

, and I'm just going to have a nightmare choosing the wine list.

 


I thought it would have just been Chateau Artois at your place ?

I can throw in a bit of Bull's Blood, I do have some taste!

Oh, an dinner in honour of Mithras ?

kittenkat    pirate
11/04/2014 at 14:31
Screamapillar wrote (see)

It would be interesting. How do you imagine the Devil?

Charming, intelligent, witty, seductive. But would slit your throat in a heartbeat.

The worlds first psychopath.

I think he'd be ok for just en evening, would cheat like mad in any party games though.

He would also think lighting his own farts was hilarious.

kittenkat    pirate
11/04/2014 at 14:41
Dave The Ex- Spartan wrote (see)
kittenkat wrote (see)
Dave The Ex- Spartan wrote (see)
kittenkat wrote (see)

, and I'm just going to have a nightmare choosing the wine list.

 


I thought it would have just been Chateau Artois at your place ?

I can throw in a bit of Bull's Blood, I do have some taste!

Oh, an dinner in honour of Mithras ?

No, Mithras is so yesterday in God's eyes.

11/04/2014 at 14:52
kittenkat wrote (see)

 and I'm just going to have a nightmare choosing the wine list.

 

Send him a few litres of water in advance and see what his boy can come up with.

11/04/2014 at 14:53

If the God in question is the Christian God he's not going to have any truck with false idols like Mithras. He's likely to get vengeful and smite someone.

kittenkat    pirate
11/04/2014 at 15:04
Nessie wrote (see)
kittenkat wrote (see)

 and I'm just going to have a nightmare choosing the wine list.

 

Send him a few litres of water in advance and see what his boy can come up with.

Lol, that did cross my mind.

kittenkat    pirate
11/04/2014 at 15:04
Screamapillar wrote (see)

If the God in question is the Christian God he's not going to have any truck with false idols like Mithras. He's likely to get vengeful and smite someone.

It's rude to smite at the dinner table!

11/04/2014 at 15:14

He's God, he created everything in six days. He can change the rules to make it not rude.

I think you may have underestimated who you're dealing with here 

kittenkat    pirate
11/04/2014 at 15:24
Screamapillar wrote (see)

He's God, he created everything in six days. He can change the rules to make it not rude.

I think you may have underestimated who you're dealing with here 

I was going to say "Bloody hell I don't want someone with a God complex!"

 

But

oh erm...


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