Choose your Dinner Guests

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10/04/2014 at 17:12

Do you get to eat too?

Not many people will have cutlery for 7 people is all

10/04/2014 at 17:20

Oh that's good.

We have lots of cutlery, but only posh-stuff for 6.

10/04/2014 at 17:36

It's those little attentions to detail that might keep you from an eternity of damnation


10/04/2014 at 18:33
Kitten kart
Don minguez
10/04/2014 at 18:47

Hmm difficult. Right now I'd say...


1. Neil Hannon (Divine Comedy)

Seen him in concert a few times, heard and read lots of interviews, seems like a genuine bloke. He can provide the cabaret too.

2. David Hyde Pierce

Always thought he was the best and funniest actor in Frasier" and is a trained classical pianist so he could provide musical accompaniment too.

3. Matthew Rhys

Fucking phwoar! No other reason needed.

4. "Wild" Jack Suffolk bomb disposal expert, war hero and colourful character.

Because of the above. He would have some interesting tales to tell.

5. Dan Snow

I'd have to have a historian and he's as good as any. Quite fit, too.

6. Dracula

Would he get bitey or not? It would lend things a bit of an edge.


And yes, I do realise they are all men

10/04/2014 at 19:59

Bruce Lee, Ghandi, Buddha, Dalai Lama and John Lennon. I like the cut of their jib- philosophy, attitude, intellect, etc.  All very 'me'.

Churchill- if anyone else had been prime minister, we would have capitulated to the Germans.

Fabian Cancellara- because he wins with such panache and seems a really cool guy.

Bode Miller- love how he does things his way, doesn't care if he wins or bins.  Charisma.

Sebastien Loeb- Cool as ice, under pressure.  Wish I could be like that.

Edited: 10/04/2014 at 20:00
10/04/2014 at 20:21

Helen of Troy, Cleopatra, Marylin Monroe, Richard Burton, Oli Reed &  Peter O'Toole

10/04/2014 at 20:28

Ok so me and my other half

My brother John, mutual friend Andy as he's a good laugh and is bound to offend someone, my uncle Andy as he's a good laugh too and has loads of stories from his 40 years on ships.  

Kittenkat as she comes across as having opinions and being a bit of a wind up merchant and drinks so would fit in,  then my mate Trev who anyone that uses the bikeradar or timetrialling forums will know as a repeat offender wind up merchant.

The I suppose someone else female who drinks, oh I know, a woman I used to share an office with called Nat because it'd be good to catch up.  

I think that would be lively but nobody who would take anything to heart.  

Pudge    pirate
11/04/2014 at 08:59
kittenkat wrote (see)

I have 2 invites already, please note I don't like fish.

Eh? What sort of kat doesn't like fish?  Weirdo.

11/04/2014 at 09:03

Oh.. Well in that case can I replace KK with 10p Badger

11/04/2014 at 10:33

David Attenborough

James Cracknell

Bear Grylls

Billy Connolly

Mohammed Ali

Bruce Lee

Oh and my wife...

11/04/2014 at 11:07

What's all this about other halves? I don't want mine there while I'm perving over Matthew Rhys - and besides, I get to have dinner with him every night.

He can waiter if he wants to 

11/04/2014 at 12:01

God might get jealous.

11/04/2014 at 13:01
kittenkat wrote (see)

, and I'm just going to have a nightmare choosing the wine list.


I thought it would have just been Chateau Artois at your place ?

11/04/2014 at 13:35

I'm sure God, being God would want to be in charge of the whole shebang wouldn't he?

11/04/2014 at 13:59

It would be interesting. How do you imagine the Devil?

11/04/2014 at 14:07
kittenkat wrote (see)
Dave The Ex- Spartan wrote (see)
kittenkat wrote (see)

, and I'm just going to have a nightmare choosing the wine list.


I thought it would have just been Chateau Artois at your place ?

I can throw in a bit of Bull's Blood, I do have some taste!

Oh, an dinner in honour of Mithras ?

11/04/2014 at 14:52
kittenkat wrote (see)

 and I'm just going to have a nightmare choosing the wine list.


Send him a few litres of water in advance and see what his boy can come up with.

11/04/2014 at 14:53

If the God in question is the Christian God he's not going to have any truck with false idols like Mithras. He's likely to get vengeful and smite someone.

11/04/2014 at 15:14

He's God, he created everything in six days. He can change the rules to make it not rude.

I think you may have underestimated who you're dealing with here 

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