CHRISTMAS CRACKER JOKES

How bad can they get?

16 messages

Shambler

13/12/2005 at 07:41

Q: Did you hear about the cowboy who wore paper trousers?

A: He was arrested for rustling!

Sezz

13/12/2005 at 07:45

Most randam cracker joke award surely has to go to this one I had last year.

"Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkly?

Because it if was white, small and smooth it would be an aspirin."

13/12/2005 at 09:41

That's not random, that's genius! At least I thought so WHEN I WAS FIVE!!!

¦oD

Don Minquez

13/12/2005 at 09:47

Where do snowmen (shouldn't that be 'snowpeople'???) go to dance?

A snowball... ... ...

Dave The Ex- Spartan pirate

pirate

13/12/2005 at 09:47

"Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkly?

Have you ever tried to get one on the ironing board ?

Graham "legs in threads"

14/12/2005 at 09:33

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A baboooooommmmmm!

moomoo

14/12/2005 at 09:36

Fave cracker joke:
"Why did Sir Lancelot want 500 pairs of contact lenses for Xmas?"
"Because the knight has a thousand eyes"

<==========Exit, stage left!

TwoDogs

14/12/2005 at 18:01

How do you tell the difference between a stoat and a weasle?

One is weasly recognized, the other is stoatally different

2 trenches

14/12/2005 at 20:17

2 snowmen in a field. One turns to the other and says
"Can you smell carrots?"

:oD
LOL!

Not only do I still find that funny, but will laugh myself silly every time I say it to myself in my head.

Elephant/aspirin joke is also one of the best I've ever heard.