CHRISTMAS CRACKER JOKES

How bad can they get?

16 messages
13/12/2005 at 07:41
Q: Did you hear about the cowboy who wore paper trousers?


A: He was arrested for rustling!
13/12/2005 at 07:45
Most randam cracker joke award surely has to go to this one I had last year.


"Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkly?

Because it if was white, small and smooth it would be an aspirin."
13/12/2005 at 09:41
That's not random, that's genius! At least I thought so WHEN I WAS FIVE!!!

┬ŽoD
13/12/2005 at 09:47
Where do snowmen (shouldn't that be 'snowpeople'???) go to dance?




A snowball... ... ...
13/12/2005 at 09:47
"Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkly?

Have you ever tried to get one on the ironing board ?
14/12/2005 at 09:33
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?


A baboooooommmmmm!
14/12/2005 at 09:36
Fave cracker joke:
"Why did Sir Lancelot want 500 pairs of contact lenses for Xmas?"
"Because the knight has a thousand eyes"






<==========Exit, stage left!
14/12/2005 at 18:01
How do you tell the difference between a stoat and a weasle?

One is weasly recognized, the other is stoatally different
14/12/2005 at 20:17
2 snowmen in a field. One turns to the other and says
"Can you smell carrots?"

:oD
LOL!

Not only do I still find that funny, but will laugh myself silly every time I say it to myself in my head.

Elephant/aspirin joke is also one of the best I've ever heard.
14/12/2005 at 20:24
I'll let you know tomorrow. We have our christmas lunch tomorrow bound to pull a cracker or two.
14/12/2005 at 21:24
What is red and dangerous?





Strawberry and tarantula jelly!
14/12/2005 at 21:59
LOL! Two Trenches, I have never heard that one before!
21/12/2005 at 08:01
Why was the snail's shell so shiny?

It used snail varnish!



21/12/2005 at 10:00
Does any one know the phone number for the samaritans?
Blisters    pirate
22/12/2005 at 00:03
I don't get that one G-lit......






;-)
Blisters    pirate
22/12/2005 at 00:04
What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?







You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.

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