Christmas Presents

...ideas needed

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Crash Hamster    pirate
06/11/2007 at 13:31

Yes, I know that we've only just had Bonfire Night, but this is the story...

Squeaky (girl, 7) and Squawky (boy, 10) live with the Dragon (my ex-wife) in a dark cavern in the deepest Midlands. Every year, they write a Christmas list; every year, the Dragon and her family buy the best presents on the list before I get to see it; every year, I have to come up with something good that isn't on the list.

Last year, someone (Lurker, as memory serves) recommended one of those marble-track-thingies, which went down a storm; LDB suggested the Dangerous Book for Boys, which was also a hit...

I'm trying to avoid more bloody computer games...

soooooooo, what ideas have you wonderful people got this year?


06/11/2007 at 13:33

The boy being 10 anything that looks a danger to windows, persons, pets etc always goes down a strom.............

Or my 1st dentist kit? Start em young.

06/11/2007 at 13:37
IK entry? (IronKid)
06/11/2007 at 13:37
Well a 13 year old kid in america has completed a full ironman!
M...eldy    pirate
06/11/2007 at 13:39
a bike and a wetsuit?
06/11/2007 at 13:40
a case of stella ?
06/11/2007 at 13:40
Every self respecting 10 year old lad should get a United shirt with 'Giggs' 11 on the back
Crash Hamster    pirate
06/11/2007 at 13:41

Nice website, kk!

TT, I wish you were right (Coops likewise)...I'm desperate to find something that will drag Squawky away from Star Wars Console Games and into something that might get him into trouble/dirty/(mildly) injured etc. The lad needs an interest, but I'm bolloxed if I can find anything that he really takes to at the moment

06/11/2007 at 13:44
06/11/2007 at 13:45
A copy of Razzle? to add to his growing collection,no doubt.
06/11/2007 at 13:47
drum kit !

and I bet his mum would delighted too

*uncrosses fingers*
06/11/2007 at 13:53
Crashie, can you not send him on one of those activity breaks (PGL used to do them).  Might get him into that sort of thing and be a bit more active rather than getting square eyes.
06/11/2007 at 13:54


Little less yobbish than air rifle

06/11/2007 at 14:02


dangerous and really expensive

06/11/2007 at 14:03
A powerful catapult.  On the off chance he then takes up fishing, I mean.....
06/11/2007 at 14:04
06/11/2007 at 14:04
Lurker's right - you should have seen the injuries I got from putting up 6 panels of weatherboard recently. Oh, and the price......!!
06/11/2007 at 14:05
06/11/2007 at 14:09

I want one of those?

Another site? maybe bypass the gift of buying someone a goat or the cats arse pencil sharpener?!

06/11/2007 at 14:11
I stuck a pencil up my cat's arse the other day and it didn't sharpen?
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