Come the revolution

When I'm elected dictator, things will be dealt with

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08/06/2012 at 14:03

Also to add to the list - The Breaststroke Mafia. All factions, including the Blue Rinse Brigade and the Don't Get My Hair Wet Harpies. 

08/06/2012 at 14:13

...and particuarly the 'My perfume is so nice that I thought you would want to taste it in the water' mob.

08/06/2012 at 14:15

Ah, I find that both the Harpies and the Blue Rinsers are usually doused in perfume/deoderant. Quite often with a face full of make-up too. And dangly earrings. 

Nurse Ratched    pirate
08/06/2012 at 14:38

Have you two been swimming in my local pool?


08/06/2012 at 14:40

*hides away dangling earrings, perfume, and covers hair with a scarf*

erm, no


08/06/2012 at 14:41

I actually saw a woman complain to a lifeguard once that a swimmer had 'hit' her. He'd splashed her. She got wet. In a swimming pool. Shocking, I know! 

I was very tempted to wait until she was in the splash zone and then do a belly flop 

Nurse Ratched    pirate
08/06/2012 at 14:44

Ok, Sarah and Caz, are you ready, after 3




"Just get your bloody heads in the water"

Think they heard us?  Has to be worth a try.

08/06/2012 at 14:45

People who SNIFF will be made to have a tampon up each nostril until they have learned to blow their noses.

08/06/2012 at 14:50

08/06/2012 at 16:31

The British summer will really exist and not just be a myth

08/06/2012 at 16:41

What do you mean "a myth"?  It was 20-27 May this year.

08/06/2012 at 16:42 a season rather than a weekend 

08/06/2012 at 19:17

In this order:

Bad grammar, punctuation and spelling.
Men who wear jewellery that isn't either a wedding ring or watch.

Nurse Ratched    pirate
08/06/2012 at 20:13

Tattoos, eh?  I've spent the afternoon drawing up the design for my next bit of ink.

I know who to hide from , come the revolution! 

08/06/2012 at 20:16
Tikka wrote (see)
Men who wear jewellery that isn't either a wedding ring or watch.

Oh. Does that mean I'll have to take out the Prince Albert then?

Back on topic: when I'm dictator of the world the first thing I'll do is sack the useless tossers in charge of spam prevention on this site. Then shoot them. Those that survive will be shot again. And those that don't survive will also be shot again.

08/06/2012 at 21:16



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