Come the revolution

Allow me to start the list

1. People who swim backstroke when the pool is busy

Jet skis and boats that go through designated swim areas.

people who can't spell or punctuate properly on social media (yes, I'm a fuddy duddy)

Can I have 2 things?:

People who drop litter.

People who don't think 30mph applies to them.

People who step off the escalator ... and then just stop and stand still.

People who....

Nope, that's it, just 'people'. 

Go wolfie......write it all in your little black book

lager

football

blonde hair dye

fake tan

anyone called Milliband

anti-social behaviour

rudeness and poor manners

poor eating habits

health and safety freaks who spoil the fun....

tail-gaters

Surely the backstroke's not a prob Nursey, if they're reasonably fast?

Did Ironwolf post?  I can't see it and I haven't got her on ignore ...

Red Squirrel. wrote (see)

Surely the backstroke's not a prob Nursey, if they're reasonably fast?

 

The ones in my local pool never are.  And they can't go in a straight line either. Even in the lanes.

People who continue to empty their dogs and look the other way.

Plastic

Jeremy Kyle

"reality" tv

McDonalds

the Ryanair aproach to customer service

Cameron, Osbourne and like-minded twats

Recorded message phone calls telling me I'm owed thousands in compensation for missold PPI

Uttering the phrases "work colleague", "PIN number" and quoting a London dialling code as 0208 or 0207 will be punishable by use of electrodes with an escalating voltage for repeat offences.

People telling me to live by some (imagined) etheral beings morals, I live by my own which may or may not be similar.

Anyone who works in PR or advertising who is ' economical ' with the truth (Ok, so this may mean everyone who works in either of those......)

People who state opinion as fact. I've heard the phrase - ' In my opinion, the fact is......' Always makes me laugh.

People who abuse statistics (See 2nd one above, includes politicians)

While I'm at it, career politicians.

Oh, and of course dictators. Apart from me. I would be benevolent. And my goons will shoot anyone who says otherwise.