Come the revolution

When I'm elected dictator, things will be dealt with

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Nurse Ratched    pirate
19/05/2012 at 12:11

Allow me to start the list

1. People who swim backstroke when the pool is busy

19/05/2012 at 12:51

Jet skis and boats that go through designated swim areas.

19/05/2012 at 13:30

people who can't spell or punctuate properly on social media (yes, I'm a fuddy duddy)

Nurse Ratched    pirate
19/05/2012 at 13:39

19/05/2012 at 14:33

Can I have 2 things?:

People who drop litter.

People who don't think 30mph applies to them.

19/05/2012 at 14:44

People who step off the escalator ... and then just stop and stand still.

19/05/2012 at 15:38

People who....

Nope, that's it, just 'people'. 

seren nos    pirate
19/05/2012 at 15:42

Go wolfie......write it all in your little black book

19/05/2012 at 15:49



blonde hair dye

fake tan

anyone called Milliband

Dark Vader    pirate
19/05/2012 at 16:02

anti-social behaviour

rudeness and poor manners

poor eating habits

health and safety freaks who spoil the fun....



19/05/2012 at 16:06

Surely the backstroke's not a prob Nursey, if they're reasonably fast?


19/05/2012 at 16:08

Did Ironwolf post?  I can't see it and I haven't got her on ignore ...

Nurse Ratched    pirate
19/05/2012 at 16:34
Red Squirrel. wrote (see)

Surely the backstroke's not a prob Nursey, if they're reasonably fast?


The ones in my local pool never are.  And they can't go in a straight line either. Even in the lanes.

19/05/2012 at 16:41

People who continue to empty their dogs and look the other way.

19/05/2012 at 16:47


cougie    pirate
19/05/2012 at 18:38
Chavs- especially the ones in cars
Simon Cowell
Insurance adverts
Track suits for every day wear
Dopey dogs that run out in front of you
Psychics (but they already knew this)
Booking fees
Jeffrey Archer
Any reality TV stars
19/05/2012 at 18:52

Jeremy Kyle

"reality" tv


the Ryanair aproach to customer service

Cameron, Osbourne and like-minded twats

Nurse Ratched    pirate
21/05/2012 at 11:55

Recorded message phone calls telling me I'm owed thousands in compensation for missold PPI

21/05/2012 at 12:09

Uttering the phrases "work colleague", "PIN number" and quoting a London dialling code as 0208 or 0207 will be punishable by use of electrodes with an escalating voltage for repeat offences.

21/05/2012 at 12:31

People telling me to live by some (imagined) etheral beings morals, I live by my own which may or may not be similar.

Anyone who works in PR or advertising who is ' economical ' with the truth (Ok, so this may mean everyone who works in either of those......)

People who state opinion as fact. I've heard the phrase - ' In my opinion, the fact is......' Always makes me laugh.

People who abuse statistics (See 2nd one above, includes politicians)

While I'm at it, career politicians.

Oh, and of course dictators. Apart from me. I would be benevolent. And my goons will shoot anyone who says otherwise.

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