Competition time, time to lose

eff all, eff all, I'm gonna win eff alll

have we had any winners yet?

because without winners we are *ALL* looooosers.....

I can't see where they're announcing the winners....   I'm gong to assumue as I managed to park my car on the drive without any bother last night that I haven't won a coach but I don't know about the rest...

I missed yesterdays but I'm in for losing a Garmin.

Saucony have got a track record of not giving us any prizes, and so appreciate the importance of informing us promptly that we're still losers.

Well done Mr S, and please can you tell your friends?

I'm happy with my Garmin 205, but obviously you have to be in it to lose it.

Sorry Alice.  Hardcore losing takes time, effort and training.  Luck has nothing to do with it.

And today's prize is..... terrible.  Why on earth would I want to run an over hyped, over crowded 10 miler?  I love 10 miles as a race distance but I can think of loads of 10 milers I'd rather do instead of GSR (TBH I'd rather do any 10 miler instead of GSR).

For that reason I'm out.

Me an' all.

I might consider it if travel and accommodation were thrown in, although I'm not really 10 mile fit.

Who knows, one of those strange w*n*er types might really want to do it, so I'm out.

bikermouse wrote (see)

You're just scared that you might win...pussy...

Guilty as charged I'm afraid

But wait a minute...

Aren't you a WINNER?!?!?

its a bit of a dilemma

you must enter to not win and therefore be a member of an exclusive club

and run the risk(slim chance at best) of one day winning and not being able to moan about being a non-winner

I've just realised I've got a Skyride that day... RW can you make sure I dont lose my loser status for something that in all probability I won't actually be able to go to anyhoo as I'm already booked up?  Thank you.

PS I didn't win the Skyride, Mr CS entered us in the normal way... which can actually be taken both ways...

Well I've entered it, really could do with not winning it as I am doing the Beachy Head Marathon the day before.

But you got to be in it to lose it.

Official Ruling:

To be a member of the Runners World Official Losers Club

You must have not won a prize of any sort from any form of competition. The only exclusion to this rule is if you won a goldfish at a school fate and you were under the age of 6 at the time of winning

Anyone who has won a competition on RW is banned from taking part in any losers thread and will forever be mocked: Especially true if you have purple hair on your photo or are a bike riding mouse

The Life President is Goldie

President is CazSoul

Chair is Yeo

Of course nobody won these roles they were simply given them following the last round of member baiting by Mr S over his imaginary running shoes