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Heehee!! Subliminally you must have influenced my twitter stalk this morning of one CT he is rather pretty.

Me and you can sit on the bench Lee and cause havoc :P

mimaduck wrote (see)

Heehee!! Subliminally you must have influenced my twitter stalk this morning of one CT he is rather pretty.

Me and you can sit on the bench Lee and cause havoc :P

That he is!

Oh fab, lets do that  Hehehehe

can we have pom poms too?

Yes!

You can do this.....

 ...while I sit around looking amazing.  Now, where did I put that hair dye...?

You can see her knickers!

That's quite a PT you've got Lee, I've never had conversations like that with mine! 

We'll just look away if Pea starts flashing her knickers round the thread, pretend we haven't noticed.

At least i'm wearing knickers in that shot

My PT is a friend on facebook, so he knows about my Channing obsession.  He also knows that sadly i'll not need to worry about putting my back out during some crazed sex sesh, more's the pity  Hee hee hee

Hahahahahaha!!!  The only oats i'm up for at the mo are porridge, or Mr Tatum's wild ones, though I think his wife might have a thing or two to say about that!

Like ... 'how can I compete with that gawjuss Scottish lass' and walking off into the sunset leaving  you two to make sweet music

Don't forget your oat ....

Tickled Pink wrote (see)

Like ... 'how can I compete with that gawjuss Scottish lass' and walking off into the sunset leaving  you two to make sweet music

Ah, I can but dream!!  Actually, talking about dreams, I had a VERY convoluted dream the other night, which I won't bore you with, but the upshot of it was I was going out with Andy Murray!!! Lol.  As is the way in dreams, it was him, but he was a bit different.  He looked the same, but the main difference was he was really smiley and happy, hahahahaha!!!

Was Murray mumbling to himself as he always does?

More importantly, did he have to call on the Hawkeye to see if he'd managed to hit the right spot?

I am resisting any reference to 'new balls please'

My new camera has arrived.  Can I stop working and play with it please?

pkiM. wrote (see)

Was Murray mumbling to himself as he always does?

No, he was very chatty and exhuberant PKim!

Tickled Pink wrote (see)

More importantly, did he have to call on the Hawkeye to see if he'd managed to hit the right spot?

I am resisting any reference to 'new balls please'

My new camera has arrived.  Can I stop working and play with it please?

 hehehehehehehe.  I'll have you know it was all perfectly innocent, and there were no shenanigans going on in my dream, but somehow we'd been going out for months, though the dream only happened over the course of a day  

What camera did you get?  You could take take pictures of fluffy animals and pretend it is for work?

I got a Panasonic TZ30 which is just a bit of a fancier compact than the one it replaced as that had gone a bit unreliable.  I looked at DSLR but decided I wouldnt' use to full potential.  S has one which I can 'borrow' if need be.

It's charging at the moment so I might take some fluffy pix this afternoon.  Only the instructions are on a disk so I don't have a clue how it all works 'til I get that loaded onto my laptop at home.

FAB, that's the camera I got a couple of months ago I really like it, it takes great pics.  I've still not sat down and read about all the functionality, just been 'pointing-and-clicking' up until now, but might have a look this weekend, if I get time, as i've loads of pics to download and sort.  One thing i'd say is to turn off the GPS func if you're not using it, as it uses a lot of battery.

Ach...spending time (any time) with the one man I am truely in love with (but can never have) sucks. Big time. Bugger. Why does this have to be so complicated? Rubbish.