Crap at relationships

How do i get things sorted

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29/09/2010 at 22:30
I'm kinda happy i've found thread, its just highlighted to me that there seems to be a few other single people (male and female) out there. I had started to feel like I was the only one left!!!

I agree with you Bear, I think its really important to be comfortable chilling out and doing nothing with each other.

As for not kissing anymore frogs....we all need a little entertainment every now and then Anyhows I don't really care what my prince looks like as long as he has his own teeth!!

Hugs (((( )))) to all that need it. Sending out partner attracting vibes.
Lee the Pea    pirate
29/09/2010 at 23:22
Thanks TP, you're right; a reality check was need, thank-you! Things could be much worse really so I shouldn't complain. I've drunk an entire bottle of wine though, so you've no idea how long it is taking to type this and correct mistakes!

Merrylegs, so funny re your 'own teeth comment'. The joke about my life with my pals is that I only ever seem to get chatted up by old guys with tattoos and no teeth! I like tattoos, but not so much the lack of teeth!

*grabs partner attracting vibes and shoves them in cleavage for safe keeping8
Lee the Pea    pirate
29/09/2010 at 23:22
p.s I like l;ycra porn too
29/09/2010 at 23:25
Cake wrote (see)
 Just because your hanging out with someone and chilling doesn't meen they have to be anything other than a friend Lisa. What happens happens just be happy.  (((hugs alround)))

I'm finding it really difficult to explain myself but maybe thats half the problem... I dont know myself what I want!

What I was trying to get across was probably more about intimacy and affection rather than just chilling. I do hang out with my friends and watch TV/talk crap/quaff wine etc but there's still something missing - oh heck - I cant explain it!

So once again, its bedtime and I'm reading this thread - great! Anyway ((((((hugs))))))) to all the singletons in need to some TLC! nitey nite peeps.

29/09/2010 at 23:30

Pea, you'll be too busy doing to have time for letching in Regensburg .... best leave that to those of us with more time on our hands

I did pull an 83 year old in the ice cream queue at Sandringham this summer.  I don't think he had his own teeth but I didn't ask as I am not sure I really wanted to know.

Lee the Pea    pirate
29/09/2010 at 23:33
TP, there is ALWAYS time for letching, make no mistake!!!
29/09/2010 at 23:36
I don't want you to be overworked, so I shall letch on your behalf.  It's the least I can do.  I might get photos if you ask nicely.
Lee the Pea    pirate
29/09/2010 at 23:39
*asks nicely*

I need a man. Preferablt Javier Bardem. Can you arrange that oh Tickledy Pinkious One????
29/09/2010 at 23:42

I had to google him and he's not really that appealing so I'll not fight you for him.  I'll get him ordered up through our wholesaler tomorrow   Sale or return so you can try before you buy

Lee the Pea    pirate
29/09/2010 at 23:46
Not appealling??! Are you mad?!? Ooh when you see the nice pics, he is hot hot hot. Don't look at the 'No Country For Old Men' pics - they are scary!!! I'm happy to try before I buy though. I think I need to try for about a month, just to be sure.

*texts boss to say i'll not be in until November*
Lee the Pea    pirate
30/09/2010 at 06:20
Aw don't say that Cake, you should be worried!
30/09/2010 at 09:49

This is a good thread

I can relate to the just chilling with a cosy feeling when there is nothing planned

But I think similat interests are good although i recently met the other half of a couple where I had met the guy before and they have completely different interests but respect and support each others (sometimes time consuming) lives and I would say they are one of the most stable, interesting and solid seeming couples I have ever met

I am interested in Mikes Mythology thing but then I am looking into a few things just to let go of patterns that i know are not good for me.  I am a bit of a magnet for psychic leaches and struggle to stop myslef getting drawn into their crap but I am getting better as I basically just blank them out these days - when that happens I am not myself so I need to firm that up.

PS if you want a shag to blow the cobwebs away you can find it and usually on your terms if you know where to look

30/09/2010 at 10:02

I also have a male friend who is a lovely bloke and would make a good husband, intelligent, witty, caring, thoroughly reliabel to help out if you need him, but as with all of these blokes we say why are they on their own but we wouldn't go out with them ourselves either

He has confidence issues and now suffers from depression and I see him struggling as if he is trying to walk through mud.  he had a good up bringin with a close family

Nam, I like the sound of yours

30/09/2010 at 10:40
*throws a bucket of cold water over Lee*    pirate
30/09/2010 at 11:16
Nam - will mail FB mail you.

It's the indefinable are the things that you miss when you are single.
30/09/2010 at 11:42

Cake, don't go putting yourself down mate - you need a woman to do that for you properly

Lee the Pea    pirate
30/09/2010 at 11:48

 I think you mean the women should be 'going' rather than 'putting' down BDB

*jumps out of way of cold water*

30/09/2010 at 11:51

Lol Lee

If only you could get over your shyness, cold showers would be a thing of the past

Lee the Pea    pirate
30/09/2010 at 11:58
Badly Drawn Bloke wrote (see)

Lol Lee

If only you could get over your shyness, cold showers would be a thing of the past

30/09/2010 at 12:33
To be fair, my ex didn't really put me down.  Although one time we were talking about fantasies and I admitted to the male cliché fantasy of wanting 2 women at once to which she said "Why would you want to disappoint 2 women at once".  It was meant as a joke and it was funny, but still a little cruel when you've got a fragile ego
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