Difficult things to say when drunk

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twiglet_legs
08/07/2011 at 14:40
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
 1. Innovative
 2. Preliminary
 3. Proliferation
 4. Cinnamon
   
  
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
 1. Specificity
 2. Anti-constitutionalistically
 3. Passive-aggressive disorder
 4. Transubstantiate
  
   
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
 1. No thanks, I'm married.
 2. Nope, no more booze for me!
 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
 4. No thanks, I'm not hungry.
 5. I'm not interested in fighting you.
 6. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance. I have no coordination and I'd hate to look like a fool!
 7. I must be going home now as I have to work in the morning.
PhilPub
08/07/2011 at 14:48

8. Better make that a small doner, I'm looking after my figure.  Chilli sauce?  Ooh, no thanks - gives me wind!

DoogieHowserMD
08/07/2011 at 14:51
Now, this Cornish pasty might be hot, so I'll just take a small bite first.
Edited: 08/07/2011 at 14:52
EdnaModes
08/07/2011 at 15:12
Run a marathon, me? Oh no, I'm quite content pottering around the middle distances.
Skippy's right peg
08/07/2011 at 15:20
No I couldn't possibly manage another drink !
Green Eyes
08/07/2011 at 17:54
I often find it difficult to even speak when I'm drunk - I just laugh a lot
Voley
09/07/2011 at 11:00
............ you've got to believe me when I say this.......
micknphil-marathonlads.com
09/07/2011 at 12:13
i might follow this thread- i need something to make me LMAO
Angel82
20/07/2011 at 22:46
I really should go home now, I need an early night.
Potting Shed
21/07/2011 at 10:27

Ken Dodd's dad's dog's dead

- pretty hard to say when sober too

compo 1
21/07/2011 at 20:50
once my bother got so drunk he got into bed with his shoes on and another time got in a Police car thinking it was a taxi

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