Do you have any strange habits?

I can hear Johnny Blaze thinking "No, DO"......

I like splitting hairs - literally

Give me a split end and I'm in heaven....

I talk to my dog all the time and often sing to her.  My eldest son thinks I'm crazy especially when I change the words of songs to include my dogs name. 

My toast for breakfast has to be well done and then I let it go cold before putting the butter on it. 

With you on the well done toast, SS - when I pop into the cafe next to work for my toast of a morning, they have to turn the smoke alarm off But buttered when it's hot.

Left shoe before right, every time - but I'm left handed, so maybe that's why?

I like to eat peanut m+m's in colour order.

*runs off and hides before the men in white coats arrive*

Sweetest Thing Thong Merrily on High wrote (see)

I like splitting hairs - literally

Give me a split end and I'm in heaven....

Aside from the tangles and the age it took to wash, dry and style it, that was one reason I had my hair cut short (earlier this year it was waist-length; now it's a jaw-length bob).

I ended up with permanent, rather sore, grooves and calluses in the tips of my index fingers from where I dug my nails in when I was splitting hairs!  The skin has more or less recovered nine months on, but is slightly scarred...

At the risk of appearing a nutter.. 

I dislike the L and R on socks too - I put my left sock on first and if I pick up the one with R on it I feel it's a bad thing. I know it's only probability but if I get the L one it gives me a little lift  

I have to eat my vegetables first and in order of colour - so green veg is always first, followed by carrots etc. Potatoes are always last. So it's green veg, other veg, main bit, potato. Bit embarrassing eating out with other people, that.

I have to talk to myself for a few minutes before I go to sleep, I find it relaxes me. If I don't it takes me longer to nod off.

Not a habit, more of a phobia.. I have a problem with coathangers - don't like the plasticky ones because of the noise and I imagine them snapping. And as for the wire ones, I don't like to touch them as they feel funny <shudders> I'm ok with wooden ones.

<turns around three times and leaves the room>

A hang-up from my nursing days - all the pillow case openings have to face in the right direction.

I only like red diaries.

Books have to go in height order on the shelf. Awkward if I've got one hardback in a series of paperbacks as then the author is out of line and the series isn't complete and sometimes there's a picture on the spines which grows as the series is completed and moving the hardback means the picture is disrupted and  and and and
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Good job you're not a librarian Moomoo!