Do You Trust The Old Bill?

Yes, No, or Don't know?

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20/01/2014 at 21:11

Wall, meet head.

Head, this is wall.

 

Don't do anything we wouldn't do *nudge, nudge *

21/01/2014 at 22:56

I swear that the evidence that I shall give, shall be the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help me God

21/01/2014 at 23:10
So why the name change?
21/01/2014 at 23:12
21/01/2014 at 23:23
12 Years A Slave wrote (see)

I swear that the evidence that I shall give, shall be the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help me God

I'm an atheist so that means nothing to me

 

22/01/2014 at 08:17

Me neither.

And nobody has to take that oath these days, there are about a dozen other gods you can swear to. Or none at all. 

Does your view of the legal process come from old re-runs of "Crown Court" and "Starsky & Hutch" Karen?

22/01/2014 at 13:17

Perhaps '12 years a Karen' has got her random oath generator on automatic?

How about this one next Karen?

"I will prescribe regimens for the good of my patients according to my ability and my judgment and never do harm to anyone."

22/01/2014 at 13:22
I think Karen may originate from Grenada.

A majority of Grenadine citizens (82%) are descendants of the African slaves brought by the English and French.

That may explain the new name.
22/01/2014 at 13:49

I never realised there were so many descendants of African slaves in the North West of England

22/01/2014 at 13:56

I like what you did there.

22/01/2014 at 14:01

Can I quote you on that Screamy person

22/01/2014 at 14:57

24/01/2014 at 14:27

They break down the doors and they rape my rights but; They won't touch me
They scream and yell and fight all night; You can't tell me

I lose my head, I close my eyes; They won't touch me
'Cause I got somethin' I've been buildin' up inside; So f***in' long

They're out ta get me; They won't catch me
I'm f***in' innocent; They won't break me

Take that one to heart!

 

(Guns N' Roses Music)

 

Cut N' Paste Hmmmmm  don't you just love it? I am in 'Paradise City' here!

Edited: 24/01/2014 at 14:31
Dave The Ex- Spartan    pirate
24/01/2014 at 14:38

Looks like they can't trust themselves ?

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-25883226

24/01/2014 at 15:05

What's guns and roses got to do with anything in the real world? Middle of the road american treacle shit!

24/01/2014 at 15:09
Philomena wrote (see)

What's guns and roses got to do with anything in the real world? Middle of the road american treacle shit!

Some people got a chip on their shoulder; And some would say it was me
But; I didn't buy that fifth of whiskey that you gave me
So I'd be quick to disagree

24/01/2014 at 15:45

I used to love her
But I had to kill her
I used to love her,
(Ooo ya)
But I had to kill her

I had to put her
(Ooo)
Six feet under
And I can still hear her complain!

 

I am in a silly mood btw

28/01/2014 at 23:09
Edited: 04/04/2014 at 00:59

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