Euphemisms

"Most scandalous"? I'm sure we can do better...

20 messages
15/05/2013 at 09:00

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22470691

Let's hear your funniest or crudest!

15/05/2013 at 09:13

Sorry - I have to see a man about a dog.

15/05/2013 at 09:19

Dropping the kids off at the pool

15/05/2013 at 09:21

Scandalous euphemisms?

It's not that the euphemisms themselves were scandalous but that they were associated with scandal. Surely it should be "scandal-related euphemisms"?

Sorry to be a pedant. BBC - go the the bottom of the class! 

 

 

Pudge    pirate
15/05/2013 at 09:49

Go forth and multiply

15/05/2013 at 09:50

I worked in a Company that made Enemas, and the American sales team focussed on the people who would "clear out the back room in case of visitors"

15/05/2013 at 09:53

Were they flushed with success, RM?

15/05/2013 at 10:11

"The beast with two backs" is one of Shakespeare's best 

15/05/2013 at 10:34

Hide the sausage

Pudge    pirate
15/05/2013 at 10:37

Brown wings

15/05/2013 at 10:54
Runnin man wrote (see)

I worked in a Company that made Enemas, and the American sales team focussed on the people who would "clear out the back room in case of visitors"

  Who would be needing the "back room"?

 

Pudge wrote (see)

Brown wings

Eh?

15/05/2013 at 11:18
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
15/05/2013 at 11:36

If he did that he would be parsimonious beyond belief!

 

 

( see what I did there?)

15/05/2013 at 12:49
Vagina & penis

Not really scandelous, funny or crude, but they do refer to ones naughty bits.
15/05/2013 at 12:53
Is the bear Catholic?
15/05/2013 at 13:56

There's a Euphemism Generator here.

My favourite so far is kissing the purple hedgehog.

16/05/2013 at 10:32

Running related one - gastrointestinal distress.

I.E. shitting yourself.

25/10/2013 at 19:01

 This thread is an imposter !

please ignore any threads using my old dogs avatar.

her name was Dollar and she is dead now.

bless her, if she knew df3 was using her picture while pretending to be her master

she'd rise from the grave and bite his bum, for sure.

seren nos    pirate
25/10/2013 at 19:02

i thought you said it was anon doing this not DF3.make up your mind.but dredging up old threads is just bringing attention to him

25/10/2013 at 19:10

Seren nos.

  Sorry but who are you again?


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