As long as I could airbrushed and retouched in the mag!!
And appear on the front cover, hovering 6" above the ground, perfectly made up, not a hair (long and blonde) out of place, manicured, pedicured and eyebrow-waxed to perfection, wearing only the skimpiest of tops and bottoms in coordinating colours and style.
As opposed to sweating like a hog, serious hat hair, wearing my oldest gear 'cos it's comfy...
