This is mine (at the mo)
What is the difference between Steve Davis and Rolph Harris?
Both of them have got beards apart from Steve Davis
What do you get if you cross Basingstoke with a bike?
Mugged, probably.
I've just dumped my cross-eyed girlfriend. She was seeing someone else.
Right now, I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I'm sure I've forgotten this before.
