Female Obsessions

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26/06/2003 at 16:18
A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small
children.

"You all have obsessions," he observed. To the first somewhat-portly mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."

He turned to the second Mom, wearing an expensive fur coat; "Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Mercedes."

He turns to the third Mom, who was somewhat inebriated; "Your obsession is alcohol. This too manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."

At this point, the fourth mother, who was wearing a skintight leather skirt, gets up, takes her little boy by the hand and whispers. "Come on, Dick, we're leaving."

26/06/2003 at 16:20
....or Jessica perhaps?
cns
26/06/2003 at 16:25
jessica?
26/06/2003 at 16:26
The fifth mother said come on "Randy"
26/06/2003 at 16:30
Jessica. As in rabbit. Modern girl's best friend.
26/06/2003 at 16:30
Sixth mother said come on BJ!
26/06/2003 at 16:31
tee hee Gavo, but otherwise not a funny joke at all

My cubs are named after Scottish islanda btw... but i am not obsesses about scottish islands I just like the names and just so that poor woman jsut liked the name dick i am sure. well, its good enough for Dick Dastardly innit!
26/06/2003 at 16:33
'as anyone seen our adidas and our nike ?
26/06/2003 at 16:34
Says a lot about my mother. More like cry for help.
JJ
26/06/2003 at 16:34
I think i made my mum sick



















Ruth
26/06/2003 at 16:35
My mum just wanted to go to the toilet.




John
26/06/2003 at 16:36
Benz.
That's brilliant!
Today's gold medal.
JJ
26/06/2003 at 16:36
???? a bit cryptic for a simple badger there benz... unless its someat to do with Benzadrine and not Ruth....
26/06/2003 at 16:36
My parents were really poor and used to send me through people's open windows at night.






Nic
WildWill    pirate
26/06/2003 at 16:36
Wot
Nicko. Hdau    pirate
26/06/2003 at 16:58
Snap Dr....
26/06/2003 at 16:59
badger
So you havent seen the Jasper Carrott sketch about headless chickens and being sick?
26/06/2003 at 16:59
sorry JJ
not my joke
Nicko. Hdau    pirate
26/06/2003 at 17:01
Wot you doing here so early Benz......?
26/06/2003 at 17:03
skiving
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