F$%£ing Dog Owners

God luck in your search for a woman called June, to kill off.

When I was about 14 I was attacked by an afghan hound. "The hippies", as they were known in our village, opened up their camper van and their 2 dogs ran straight for me because I had a ball. I didn't have time to think before one of them jumped up and clamped its jaws around my arm. My first reaction was to give it an almighty punch in the face. Thankfully it ran away and took its smelly mate with it. Needless to say the hippies didn't complain about the way I had treated their dog. Could have been a mess. I hate almost everyone else's dogs and I don't have one myself. Oh yeah, I hate their owners too. If you can't trust humans you certainly can't trust their dogs who are usually only slightly further down the evolutionary scale, especially here in Liverpool, where almost every male feels the need to have an ugly, stumpy, floppy-faced fighting bitch. Their dogs aren't much better either

Edit: I like hippies now.

Afghan hound !   At least FBs story involved him kicking a rottweiler.  

How many times does he have to say he didn't kick it!

Original usage of afghans? Hunting hare, foxes, wolves and gazelle. And they're all bipolar.

"At least FBs story involved him kicking a rottweiler."

no - didn't kick it (although in hindsight it might have been best to have done!) just literally nudged it out of the way as it stopped smack bang in front of me as I was walking and I CBA to suddenly stop an walk around it. it was one of the stupid, fat Rotties and off the lead....

Petal was also with me and also got her tenpennorth in as the eejut starting abusing her as well......

he started ranting about the fact he owned loads of properties in the area - our reply was "and??" and "so what??" etc. clearly thought he was some sort of top dog locally.

it got even more bizarre when he said "no wonder your neighbours don't like you". so we asked which neighbour - and he said Dave......we both looked at each other, turned back and said "we don't have a neighbour called Dave!". he clearly though we were some people he'd come across before.

complete and utter twat who thought he ruled the area and could get away with what he wanted.

we do hope we meet him again!!

and his fat dog

I do like the idea of cajoling the dog off into the distance, that did make me laugh.