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25/02/2013 at 16:18
Dave The Ex- Spartan wrote (see)
David Falconer 3 wrote (see)

 and here I am ....... the Ricky Gervais of Runners World.

 


A fat bloke, who isn't funny and has the personality of an aubergine

...........ha ha.....I can,t stand ricky gervais...think hes a right plank.Is it just me or does anyone else think David Beckham and Ricky Aubergine are morphing into each other.

..........anyhow I,ve paid loads of national insurance over the years and never has any blinkin treatment..........not one  hospital stay ............nothing..............so if my money pot pays for someone to have IVF its fine with me.............I have more of a problem with the NHS sorting out drunk teens in  A&E..........but thats another debate

25/02/2013 at 16:18

Anyway, back to the matter at hand, Now that we've covered Trolling, the philosophy of publicly funded healthcare and the Bulger case, does anyone know anybody who's actually had a tummy tuck? Or anything else interesting to say about it?

Dave The Ex- Spartan    pirate
25/02/2013 at 16:18
David Falconer 3 wrote (see)

I think his £3million townhouse in North London suggests he's not as unfunny as you may think.

I don't think that is any measure of his humour or not... Isn't it just a measure of his lack of taste ?

 


 

25/02/2013 at 16:25
the dude abides wrote (see)

in that case daniel o'donnel is a really brilliant singer.

bwhaha, touche ........ I'll give you that one.

 

Edited: 25/02/2013 at 16:26
25/02/2013 at 16:27

David Beckham has a better phsique than plank Gervais!

Dave The Ex- Spartan    pirate
25/02/2013 at 16:29
Cinders wrote (see)

David Beckham has a better phsique than plank Gervais!

There is a rumour that DF3 has a better physique than Wikky Gervais

25/02/2013 at 16:31

Naw, bet he looks like Gervais' Derek character!

25/02/2013 at 17:32

OK. So. What alternatives are there to surgery? How much can you help the situation by filling yourself up with muscle? What if you started a really strict diet/exercise regime to become a body builder type, just to take this example to extreme. Do you reckon it could be done?

25/02/2013 at 17:48

Can I just say that viagra makes you a knob.

25/02/2013 at 17:50
Elli of the North wrote (see)

OK. So. What alternatives are there to surgery? How much can you help the situation by filling yourself up with muscle? What if you started a really strict diet/exercise regime to become a body builder type, just to take this example to extreme. Do you reckon it could be done?

I don't know Elli, I'm of the impression that loose skin is just that and it won't spring back with exercise?

25/02/2013 at 17:50
Cinders wrote (see)

David Beckham has a better phsique than plank Gervais!


I doubt he can plank

Dave The Ex- Spartan    pirate
25/02/2013 at 17:51
No, Viagra just improves your knob ( so I'm told)
25/02/2013 at 17:52

So which bits bulge if you take viagra and haven't got a knob?

25/02/2013 at 17:55

As for the debate about what should be and shouldn't be treated on the NHS, I would say every case by its merits. If we were all perfect people physically and psychologically then there would be a case for saving life only, but it's too much of a complexity to be completely black and white. I do think there are some things that shouldn't be treated on the NHS generally, but again on a case by case basis.

Dave The Ex- Spartan    pirate
25/02/2013 at 17:55
Tonsils ?
25/02/2013 at 17:55

How's that for a spot of fence sitting?

25/02/2013 at 17:56
Dave The Ex- Spartan wrote (see)
Tonsils ?

Busted for drugs in tonsil tennis. Everyone is at it!

Dave The Ex- Spartan    pirate
25/02/2013 at 17:58
I was only half joking when I said Viagra could save a life, with all the TV adverts for mental health...

Is not treating that as important ?
25/02/2013 at 18:04

What about anorexia? How can you treat that and discriminate against obesity, which is also an eating disorder in many obese people.

25/02/2013 at 19:16

What the NHS should do is put all the very fat people in a home and employ only Anorexic chefs, that way both are occupied, the Chefs will cook only what is necessary and the fat people will inevitably be too lazy to do anything else, Problem solved logic wins again.

Also for people who have lost lots of weight and are worried about excess skin they could go to another home run by Bulemics, where they could stay long enough on a cream cake diet to just take up the slack.

Funny how these problems dont manifest in Ethiopia and the like, where people have basic survival to worry about

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