Gordon Ramsey

If he talked to me like he talks to .... well everybody actually,  then I would deck him and believe me I never hit people. He is a complete rectal orifice. Once ran alongside him at a Gade Valley Harriers training run in Hemel Hempstead. It starts off along the canal and you wouldn't believe how big the temptation was to give him a nudge.

 In the end I think the only reason I didn't was a desire not to pollute the water in the canal.

 There is a story that the millionth English word is about to be coined and Gordon F***ing Ramsey only knows one !! Well OK apparently he now knows the word lesbian as well but he probably doesn't actually know what it means

 Oh I don't like him by the way

he's just a foulmouthed cook* at the ned of the day ...it isnt big and it isnt clever so put it away Gordon dear

oh and is it me or is he starting to look a bit like a turtle

cook" someone who cooks for a living like millions of people do everyday

His TV personality is just a commercial product that seems to work well and enables him to get more shows. I used to watch him before he really ramped up the swear words. It's not that I found it offensive, just irritating.

I prefer Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, he's nice and fuzzy and I want to give him a hug.

he's not to be taken seriously.

I can't believe he's managed to offend an Aussie, wow, have they gone soft?

Gordon is a moron?

or was it a Mormom ?

I see him running in Richmond Park quite often.

He's faster than me.

Was one of his protege's Angela Hartnett yesterday and she was taking the pi$$ out of him something wicked,

Followed up by Monty Don muttering about testosterone fuelled cooking !!!