Great lines from films

Building on the success of the Spartacus thread..

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Booo    pirate
06/07/2013 at 14:06

"- Hitch... Hitch, I saw you. You're alive.

- I am? Oh, thanks very much."


"- Do you think the Welsh can't do better than that, Owen?

- Well, they've got a very good bass section, mind, but no top tenors, that's for sure."


06/07/2013 at 14:57

(In fake French accent) Does your dog bite?

No my dog doesn't bite.

(Bends down to stroke dog and gets bitten).

I thought you said your dog doesn't bite?

That's not my dog.

06/07/2013 at 16:08

Infamy, infamy. They've all got it in for me.

06/07/2013 at 19:41

Flash, Flash I LOVE you, but we've only got 14 hours to save the Earth 

06/07/2013 at 20:02

"Take off your mask"


06/07/2013 at 23:44

It's been emotional.

07/07/2013 at 03:01

Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?


08/07/2013 at 11:00


Jack: What are your legs?

Archy Hamilton: Springs. Steel springs.

Jack: What are they going to do?

Archy Hamilton: Hurl me down the track.

Jack: How fast can you run?

Archy Hamilton: As fast as a leopard.

Jack: How fast are you going to run?

Archy Hamilton: As fast as a leopard!

Jack: Then let's see you do it!

08/07/2013 at 11:34

Hedley Lamarr: Meeting adjourned. Oh, I am sorry, sir, I didn't mean to overstep my bounds. You say that.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What?
Hedley Lamarr: "Meeting is adjourned".
Governor William J. Le Petomane: It is?
Hedley Lamarr: No, you *say* that, Governor.
Governor William J. Le Petomane: What?
Hedley Lamarr: "Meeting is adjourned".
Governor William J. Le Petomane: It is?
Hedley Lamarr: [sighs, then gives the governor a paddleball] Here, sir, play with this.


Blazing Saddles

Tommygun2    pirate
08/07/2013 at 12:35

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem.

Booo    pirate
08/07/2013 at 12:42

We're going to need a bigger boat!

08/07/2013 at 14:08

I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.

08/07/2013 at 14:35

There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.

08/07/2013 at 14:41

"whose brian did you put in him?"

"err...Abby Something"

"Abby who?"

"Abby......Normal, that's it, Abby Normal"

"Are you saying you put an abnormal brain in a 7 foot tall, 54 inch wide GORILLA!! ? "

08/07/2013 at 14:43

"fuck it" The Deer Hunter

08/07/2013 at 14:53


08/07/2013 at 15:00


"Right turn Clyde!"


"You see that.....?" (points to tattoo on arm)

"What's that.....?"

"Them's Black Widders. You know what Black Widders do....?

"Gee, I don't know, when I see one, I just step on it".

 'Any which way but lose'

(Could not resist cut 'n' pasting this from the Clint Eastward thread!)


08/07/2013 at 15:41

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!

And ...

Hang on, lads; I've got a great idea.

08/07/2013 at 16:23

Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?

HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.

Dave Bowman: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

08/07/2013 at 17:09

that reminds me FF - Dark Star

Bomb #20: Intriguing. I wish I had more time to discuss this.

Doolittle: [frantic Why don't you have more time?

Bomb #20: Because I must explode in 75 seconds.


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