You don't need to use Ebay, just stick some sponsorship on my site, I really don't know how much. Last year I flogged them for 6 for a fiver, but that was face to face, I got to use my selling skills and my gorgeous looks - hehe... Suggest a donation 
Reason I've put it on here is that I spend more time on here than on any other site, and a lot of things make me laugh or at least smile, so it was my first thought (my second thought is rlfans.com !). Grovel over 
And doncha know there's only 90 shopping days left 'til Christmas Coops (plus the paint needs time to dry) 