By all means bring your Spork! What you planning on doing eating someone??. I'm all up for some casual violence but I draw the line at eating them 
I just want to see if I can smash things up and kill with it. In the last book I read a guy killed a prostitute with a chip fork, a spork has got to be much more useful than that. Also if you carry an axe and a baseball bat, people tend to cross the street. A spork could be a conversation starter.
Oh and don't be silly, if I was going to eat people I'd bring the trangia as well.