How do I get my boots back? - Page 2 - Clubhouse

Muppley

01/02/2011 at 11:27

but he has your boots!!! i would be proper peed

PloddingOn pirate

pirate

01/02/2011 at 11:40

I reckon I will be properly peed if it carries on for much longer. For now, I am more intrigued as to WHY he is keeping them and the mind f**k around HOW I can get them back.

Until I need them

Then I will err on the side of nasty

Cake

pirate

01/02/2011 at 11:42

seren nos wrote (see)

I think he's holding out for sex then

Nicko. wrote (see)

It's a ploy
He wants you to go round his place so he can have his way with you in exchange for your boots.
It could be a panto, Pussy n Boots

Could just be he likes the attention of you having to ask him for them back? Or he has a leather fetish and he uses your boots as a prop when he masturbates? Failing that could be forgetful and keeps forgetting your boots. Question is which would you like it to be?

PloddingOn pirate

pirate

01/02/2011 at 11:51

Yeh I am thinking he is ejaculating all over them.

How do you clean leather?

Cake

pirate

01/02/2011 at 11:56

If that is the case I think you will find them back very polished our kid.

PloddingOn pirate

pirate

01/02/2011 at 12:03

Does it make it shiny too?

Cake

pirate

01/02/2011 at 12:14

The polishing will I'm not sure about the salty love juice but it's a thought for the next time I run out of polish and the shops are closed? Not a very good through but still.

PloddingOn pirate

pirate

01/02/2011 at 12:26

Too much information, MC!!!

Right so I suppose one way to ensure he gives 'em back is to send this link to him and tell him that we have all worked out what he does of an evening?

Cake

pirate

01/02/2011 at 12:52

That might work or might scar him for life? If he's reading hello *waves*

PloddingOn pirate

pirate

01/02/2011 at 12:55

Well, maybe I will get my boots back then!

*grins sheepishly*

*waves*

Nicko. Hdau pirate

pirate

01/02/2011 at 14:06

Oihhh weirdo if your reading this

Stop wanking over my birds boots you perve

PloddingOn pirate

pirate

01/02/2011 at 14:21

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha

Deadstar

01/02/2011 at 16:15

PloddingOn wrote (see)

An EXCELLENT question!
Because they are the only heels that I own and it was a semi awards thing...

That's one award I would never want to win.......

Lee the Pea pirate

pirate

01/02/2011 at 16:58

Did he get an award? Maybe he's desperately trying to get more than a semi so he can indeed polish your boots and bring them back all shiney.

Do you think you'd get a salt mark round the edge of the boots if he wanked on them, and it dried, much like when you've been out in the rain? *ponders.....*

Hehehehe