Cross dresser stole 'em
I reckon I will be properly peed if it carries on for much longer. For now, I am more intrigued as to WHY he is keeping them and the mind f**k around HOW I can get them back.
Until I need them
Then I will err on the side of nasty
seren nos wrote (see)
I think he's holding out for sex then
Nicko. wrote (see)
It's a ployHe wants you to go round his place so he can have his way with you in exchange for your boots.It could be a panto, Pussy n Boots
It's a ploy
He wants you to go round his place so he can have his way with you in exchange for your boots.
It could be a panto, Pussy n Boots
Yeh I am thinking he is ejaculating all over them.
How do you clean leather?
The polishing will I'm not sure about the salty love juice but it's a thought for the next time I run out of polish and the shops are closed? Not a very good through but still.
Too much information, MC!!!
Right so I suppose one way to ensure he gives 'em back is to send this link to him and tell him that we have all worked out what he does of an evening?
Well, maybe I will get my boots back then!
Oihhh weirdo if your reading this
Stop wanking over my birds boots you perve
PloddingOn wrote (see)
An EXCELLENT question!Because they are the only heels that I own and it was a semi awards thing...
An EXCELLENT question!
Because they are the only heels that I own and it was a semi awards thing...
Did he get an award? Maybe he's desperately trying to get more than a semi so he can indeed polish your boots and bring them back all shiney.
Do you think you'd get a salt mark round the edge of the boots if he wanked on them, and it dried, much like when you've been out in the rain? *ponders.....*
Cake wrote (see)
If that is the case I think you will find them back very polished our kid.
Does it make it shiny too?
Apparently according to Derek & Clive it posesses very similar properties to Brasso
(ref: 'Sir' sketch ... audio version most definately NOT suitable for listening in refined company)
I emailed cross dresser today and asked for the boots back. Apparently, he has had them in his car for a while.
Why he didn't return them ages ago is beyond me!
If this thread gives you the horn you might want to see professional help.
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