How do I get my boots back?

Cross dresser stole 'em

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01/02/2011 at 11:27
but he has your boots!!! i would be proper peed
PloddingOn    pirate
01/02/2011 at 11:40

I reckon I will be properly peed if it carries on for much longer.  For now, I am more intrigued as to WHY he is keeping them and the mind f**k around HOW I can get them back.

Until I need them

Then I will err on the side of nasty 

PloddingOn    pirate
01/02/2011 at 11:51

Yeh I am thinking he is ejaculating all over them. 

How do you clean leather?

PloddingOn    pirate
01/02/2011 at 12:03
Does it make it shiny too?
PloddingOn    pirate
01/02/2011 at 12:26

Too much information, MC!!! 

Right so I suppose one way to ensure he gives 'em back is to send this link to him and tell him that we have all worked out what he does of an evening?

PloddingOn    pirate
01/02/2011 at 12:55

Well, maybe I will get my boots back then!

*grins sheepishly*


Nicko. Hdau    pirate
01/02/2011 at 14:06

Oihhh weirdo if your reading this

Stop wanking over my birds boots you perve

PloddingOn    pirate
01/02/2011 at 14:21
01/02/2011 at 16:15
PloddingOn wrote (see)

An EXCELLENT question!

Because they are the only heels that I own and it was a semi awards thing...

That's one award I would never want to win.......
Lee the Pea    pirate
01/02/2011 at 16:58

Did he get an award?  Maybe he's desperately trying to get more than a semi so he can indeed polish your boots and bring them back all shiney. 

Do you think you'd get a salt mark round the edge of the boots if he wanked on them, and it dried, much like when you've been out in the rain?  *ponders.....*


Booo    pirate
01/02/2011 at 17:45
Cake wrote (see)
 If that is the case I think you will find them back very polished our kid.

PloddingOn wrote (see)
Does it make it shiny too?

Apparently according to Derek & Clive it posesses very similar properties to Brasso  

(ref: 'Sir' sketch ... audio version most definately NOT suitable for listening in refined company)

PloddingOn    pirate
02/02/2011 at 07:00
Dunno - clearly there are people about who cross dress, line dance and wank on boots
PloddingOn    pirate
07/02/2011 at 14:21

I emailed cross dresser today and asked for the boots back.  Apparently, he has had them in his car for a while.

Why he didn't return them ages ago is beyond me!


07/02/2011 at 16:14
Cake wrote (see)
If this thread gives you the horn you might want to see professional help.
It gives me the shoehorn.

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