I told my neice that

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04/03/2013 at 18:56

Some of the lies I've told my nephew are the existance of the following: Santa, the tooth fairy, Easter bunny, Justin Beiber.

Edited: 04/03/2013 at 18:57
04/03/2013 at 19:02

KK, for the tooth fairy there's the vagina dentata myth... 

04/03/2013 at 19:04

Kittenkat - I told my son that the fairy had taken his dummy away.  I'm glad they don't go to school together, that could have been awkward!

04/03/2013 at 19:08

Vagina dentata (Latin for toothed vagina) describes a folk tale in which a woman's vagina is said to contain teeth, with the associated implication that sexual intercourse might result in injury or castration for the man

That's true though, men wil do anything for a "bit", and therefore can lose their self determination. 

05/03/2013 at 20:05


the dude abides wrote (see)

mulligatawney soup is made out of owls and she believed me. she is outraged.

it will be a shame when she discovers google.

which lies have you told children?


David Falconer 3 wrote (see)

That God is real.


Leviticus 11:13-19 " These, moreover, you shall detest among the birds; they are abhorrent, not to be eaten: ....the owl .....and the little owl ....and the great owl....and the white owl...... and the bat.


(bats?. bats are not birds - absolute proof of  god's nonexistence!)

Edited: 05/03/2013 at 20:06
05/03/2013 at 20:25

That bollocks appear in many forms



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