I told my neice that

Some of the lies I've told my nephew are the existance of the following: Santa, the tooth fairy, Easter bunny, Justin Beiber.

I've said this before many times but I still like it. My friend told her daughter when she was little that her vagina was called her fairy. She didn't think it through however as I pointed out one evening. How on earth was she going to explain the tooth fairy or the fairy at the bottom of the garden?

KK, for the tooth fairy there's the vagina dentata myth... 

Kittenkat - I told my son that the fairy had taken his dummy away.  I'm glad they don't go to school together, that could have been awkward!

Vagina dentata (Latin for toothed vagina) describes a folk tale in which a woman's vagina is said to contain teeth, with the associated implication that sexual intercourse might result in injury or castration for the man

That's true though, men wil do anything for a "bit", and therefore can lose their self determination. 

the dude abides wrote (see)

mulligatawney soup is made out of owls and she believed me. she is outraged.

it will be a shame when she discovers google.

which lies have you told children?

David Falconer 3 wrote (see)

That God is real.

 

Leviticus 11:13-19 " These, moreover, you shall detest among the birds; they are abhorrent, not to be eaten: ....the owl .....and the little owl ....and the great owl....and the white owl...... and the bat.

(bats?. bats are not birds - absolute proof of  god's nonexistence!)

That bollocks appear in many forms