If you could go back in time, what would you tell your 10 year old self

about your future life?

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kittenkat    pirate
09/04/2014 at 11:07

So you can tell them but they then can't change history. Think wisely.

09/04/2014 at 11:11

"That night behind the Dyers Arms in Spon End, The female mud wrestler might have been cute but she wasn't clean"

kittenkat    pirate
09/04/2014 at 11:12

A bit muddy maybe? Could be the defining moment when jelly wrestling was invented.

09/04/2014 at 11:16

It's no fun if you can't change history.

Actually, everything you do potentially changes your life so even if it was something like "be more confident" it could still have major consequences.

Edited: 09/04/2014 at 11:18
09/04/2014 at 11:17

Agree with screama 

change the rules please 

09/04/2014 at 11:22

Ah, Well if you can change history

and I'm 10 ?

"In about 10 years time you will think, Yeah I've never shagged a red head and she would make a complete set........... Well don't ! Red heads are even more trouble than blondes"

Edited: 09/04/2014 at 11:23
09/04/2014 at 11:27

Once you've gone red there's no going back

09/04/2014 at 11:29

09/04/2014 at 11:59

What I'd tell myself is private. I doubt it'd actually change anything as I knew before and it didn't change anything. One lives in hope but hey ho. Actually, no point cos it's too late.

I might have advised myself to study harder, or work out what I want to do with my life. Or go to more careers training, go to college or something. Or just tell myself that giing a F*** is not worth it.

kittenkat    pirate
09/04/2014 at 12:30
Nick Windsor 4 wrote (see)

Once you've gone red there's no going back

Once you've gone brown, you need to back out.

09/04/2014 at 12:45

09/04/2014 at 12:48

Choose a different football team to support.  All that youthful optimism, that one day we'd make it into the first division, it will never happen

Pudge    pirate
09/04/2014 at 12:54

Hmm, I'm not sure there's much I could tell them, as they'd be too busy pissing them laughing....

"Say what?  Oh, you're from the future are you?  Oh, and you're a future version of me?  Yeah, sure you are mister.  Bwah ha ha!!!! Now bog off and let me get back to eating my sweets" 

09/04/2014 at 13:00

Don't answer the phone on the 5th April 1999

kittenkat    pirate
09/04/2014 at 13:05
Pudge wrote (see)

Hmm, I'm not sure there's much I could tell them, as they'd be too busy pissing them laughing....

"Say what?  Oh, you're from the future are you?  Oh, and you're a future version of me?  Yeah, sure you are mister.  Bwah ha ha!!!! Now bog off and let me get back to eating my sweets" 

Yeah but then you just scare the crap out of him by detailing one of his worst nightmares.

09/04/2014 at 13:19

"The future's not as scary as you fear it to be. Just let it happen. Things always work out."

09/04/2014 at 14:25

That humiliating 800 metres you are going to do when you are 14 where you get lapped?  Don't worry about it.  Give it 10 years and you'll be killing it.

kittenkat    pirate
09/04/2014 at 15:06
Madbee wrote (see)

That humiliating 800 metres you are going to do when you are 14 where you get lapped?  Don't worry about it.  Give it 10 years and you'll be killing it.

On that note...

The handstand you did in the school playground on the day you forgot to put your knickers on, didn't come back to haunt you.

09/04/2014 at 15:11
kittenkat wrote (see)
 

On that note...

The handstand you did in the school playground on the day you forgot to put your knickers on, didn't come back to haunt you.


You would have thought a teacher would know better

kittenkat    pirate
09/04/2014 at 15:26
Dave The Ex- Spartan wrote (see)
kittenkat wrote (see)
 

On that note...

The handstand you did in the school playground on the day you forgot to put your knickers on, didn't come back to haunt you.


You would have thought a teacher would know better

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