I'm bored :-(

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23/05/2003 at 17:00
Whats brown & sticky?

A stick!

Whats orange & sounds like a carrot?

A parrot!
23/05/2003 at 17:00
Right Im off 'ome - see you later everybody!!
23/05/2003 at 17:01

that was a laugh
23/05/2003 at 17:19
Gerrard Houllier signs a Ukranian striker who can't speak a word of English.

On the training ground Houllier assembles the players are says ... "Ball, shoot in goal, ball, shoot in goal, ball, shoot in goal".

Owen turns to Houllier and asks whether he thinks the Ukranian will understand.

"Ukranian?", exclaims Houllier, "I was talking to Heskey".

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